Judge — October 11, 1930 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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The Best Time By Quentin Reynolds s Hat’s that, madam? You ge mplaint about some hosiery you bought here yoran? Well, lady, can you blame a stocking if it feels like run- ning’... € sensitiv op! Now she's sore. My, these customers are They got no sense of humor at all. Now my Jack is different. Oh, I must tell you, Mamie. Last night I and he went out and we had the best time. And he practically proposed to me. Bit lemme tell you. A gentleman friend of Jack's named Toby Wood came to New York on his honeymoon and it was the first time since the war that Jack had seen him, se nothing would suit Jack but e take them around and show them the town, s Audrey and she is the cutest thing only I must say she has an awful nerve to wear capecene and her hair the color it is. This gentleman friend of Jack's is a musi- x player. Thad never heard of a Ling, but nt you play by ear. ne thing for a watermelon or corn on the cob,” J nking at me. Jack is such a card and everybody laughed their heads off. But Toby is at liberty right now, he says, because on ac- count of there is not much demand for Ling players. It seems that they only play the Ling in circus bands and on account of the rs nd home cooking there is not much demand for circus bands and so he can not get a job a That is what he tells me and maybe I am y, but I can not figure what the radio, small apartments 1 home cooking has to do with circuses. Without having no job you certainly have a nerve getting married,” I tell this eggplant. he says modestly. “This is my third cian—he is a Li he says it is 4 “You ean » and his bride was only sing to be in New York for three hours and then they was : to N “a LEONARD HOLTON | The M est M comicbooks.com