Judge — October 11, 1930 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Some Football Players You | Rarely See | \ 2) & Tire end who docs not theatrically stretch his arms ‘way out to catch a forward pass ten yards ahead of hin which he obviously can not get. The center who does not sceretly move the ball forward a couple of inches on each play. The linesman who docs not rub his hands together and spit on them just before the opening whistle. The quarter-back who does not take the ball himself when the team is very hear a touchdown. rowith an American name “Rover, take Papa out for an airing.” akes an All-American team, Going to College 1890 one ‘Patiten,” said stalwart young Marmaduke Montgomery ‘dios to his poor but considerate male parent, “1 hope you eat will permit me to return to college now that the vacation period is over, Tam burning with a desire for knowlec itt I want to explore new and uncharted realms of the mind. Whe I want to be pointed out as a man of education and culture. pin Though I am aware, sire, that you have suffered financial yutt ? reverses, I will do my best to carn moncy at college. Say, and sire, that I may go.” You “It is going to mean a big sacrifice, my boy,” said the ee chagrined father, “but I guess we'll be able to manage it “Are you sure this is the real stuff? We're a couple saa some way, Go, and may you return with highest honors.” of boolleggers on our vacation.” rog’s It’s 1930 Rout “Son.” said Mr. Marmaduke Mont- girl gomery to the young fruit who was the wert apple of his eye, “I'm hoping that cant you're not going to hold out against re- - oT Paes vn turning to college this Fall. I've simply Varsity you to be able to bring my friends up to oe rents the football games so they can see you you in action, ‘There’s a new roadster play awaiting you, too, if you make the edi- Nt torial staff of the college paper, so I can clip your stuff and show it around the club, Oh, boy, but I'll enjoy those tiie Saturday afternoons watching the var- slays sity ball team trimming an opponent! . For the of your old man, you've | got to go back.” art “Well, Tv | tell a jazz band | 5 dh blade, “but | with your pleasure I'll give up the idea. Slip me a couple of grand, pop, and I'll 5 this be on my way.” —Artuvr L, Liremann Book Sate comicbooks.com