Judge — October 4, 1930 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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A Real One, At Last! [rant a room with bath.” “Well, you'll take what you get!” “Listen, I'm all tired out, and not in the mood for wise- cracks. I want a room with bath, and I want it quick.” “Tired out! From doing what? Loafing? Sitting around the club? P. bridge on a train all day “Say, young fella, just who do you think you are?” “I'll show you who I am! Pick up those bags, and get ‘em out of the way! And hurry up, too! We just swept out this lobby and we don’t want it cluttered up.” “Well, I'll be. ! “Now don’t you swear at ? I've put up with your rages and temper as long as I'm going to! Well, what are you standing there staring 4 me for? Do something! something!" mi vy, listen, if you're filled up, just say so. Perhaps [ should have wired for a res- ervation, but I had som portant business and... . “Hello there, do you play Contract?” 24 “Oh, yes! You can find time for everything but tele phoning what time you'd Ix here! Excuses! Alibis! You're full of them “Well, could I get dinner. “It’s out in the kitchen, and it’s cold! If you want any thing, go qut and get it! Here's some mail for you! | suppose that’s about business too! A lavender envelope! Hmmmmph! Don't think for a minute you're putting any thing over on me!" “Migosh, You're th: funniest desk clerk I ever | ‘hat kind of a hotel is ; Your adver tisement says... .”” “It says that when you come here we try to provid you with real homelike sur roundings, mister. And, | ask you, don’t we? In New York First Politician — How's business, Gus? Second Ditto—Terrible. 1 haven't sold an appointment in a month, comicbooks.com