Judge — October 4, 1930 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

He Might at That “YVeran, she's a swell girl, Joe, and I'm crazy about her, but I'm just wonderin, “Now, Bill, don’t you wonder a thing about that kid." She'll make you a fine wife.” “Oh, I know she will, But what worries me is this: if I marry her will I lose my citizenship, right to vote and things like th ay, I didn't know she was a for- “Well, I'm not sure, Joc. There's a sort of fine point involved.” “Ww is she? English?” rench? Jugo-Slavian?” “Oh nononono, She was born in this country, all right, and so were her parents.” “Then how do you figure you may forfeit your citizenship? Just what is she?” “A radio soprano, Joe.” —Cuer Jounson “And, Your Honor, she threw all of my letters right in my face!” Invitation to Suburbia I thought I was fond of the city, hat nothing could tear me away ; And the burden of this little ditty The thought that I'd like to convey, Is just this, since the suburbs have lured me, Since liv with trees all around, Utter quict completely assured me, My sleep is uncommonly sound. Say! The place that I've got is a dandy, It’s modern in every regard, First-rate stores and the station are handy (And I play putt-putt golf in my yard). Every room is remarkably breez The school’s near, the water's just fine; Why commuting’s a pleasure, it’s casy When you've got a fine place like mine. So I'd like you to come out and sce it, Let's make it some night for a meal, For we grow our own truck. You'l agree i Is living a life that’s ideal. Please don’t keep me too long in sus pense for I'd like you to share what we reap. And to know what my little place rents for Since it’s now on the market dirt cheap. —Carnott Carron comicbooks.com