Judge — September 6, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE I Know a Girl Sie thinks a carnation is the cere- mony of crowning a king, that a gotten up from bed and is a small garden, but ¢ just can’t resist flowers. ed her if she'd been to i florist’s shop lately, she told me she rented her apartment and if there was | inything that had to be done to the | floors she just’ phoned the landlord ind he took care of it for her. It is her firm belief that smilax are the funny skits in vaudeville and re vues, that petunias are cuspidors, that jack-in-the-pulpit is what reformers ire after, that johnnie-jump-ups are a sort of hot bread, like pop-overs. and that violets are little bottles. That reminded me of orchids, so I t isked her if she was fond of them. She said she has not cared for them very much since she was a littl ind fell out of a tree in her gre father’s apple orchid. I did not bother to ask her where she landed. The fellow who tries to say it with tlowers to her is going to find himself in a tough spot. | When | —Carnont Carrore The administration has decreed that the Indians must act digniticd and ring in Wild West shows, Indians don’t like that, back to the country they Tom Thumb golf seems designed to present the ancient and honorable game to the tabloid-minded. _Jlo.soctow Business Opportunity | Selling slingshots, air rifles bean-shooters to people watchi pole and tree sitters. } Nowadays when a woman complains that she hasn't a thing to wear, her husband gets her a job with Earl Carroll. And pretty soon Earl Carroll will have to be giving raid checks with his tickets. They shoot too many pictures out in Hollywood and not enoug! actors. We heard’ a wonderful argument | “What makes you think you have lumbago? against marriage the other day. “Ah got a pain in the small of mah back.” man and his wife were having it. 19 comicbooks.com