Judge — September 6, 1930 — page 20: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

IM UFFING UP THE CHINKS Give me three yards of sheer boredom, Sally; something expensoom, nothing loath. “The little finger on the Statue of Liberty is 11 inches long,” 7 was an inch longer it would be a foot, you dope!” parried the poltroon, And now let's nibble daintily on a piece of German apple frugal and a hooker of Holstein. P gushed the guide. “Why only 11 inches?” sputtered the spinster. it SURE, LADY, WE ROAST COFFEE IN THE BEAN! GIGGLED THE GROCERS Wreathe my conk with the laurel and the hardy, gladiators. I’m just going into my hundred thousondth Teacher-Johnny gag. “Well, Freddy,” began Miss Bugatti, “what is it hyenas have that no other animal has?” “Little hyenas, you thick-wit,” snarled Sammy, shifting his quid to the other cheek. So you see, little ones, you can hardly blame a cow under the circumstances for chewing her Cudahy. 18 comicbooks.com