Judge — August 23, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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The Theatre (Continued fram page 1s bout Robert Fulton, inventor of the tish-market. About the only thing worse than an | sector who becomes a literary humorist becomes a’ serious | rapher. If that skepticism of yours referred to above continues. is an actor wh rutob: take a look at one of these autobiogra phies by the late Nat Goodwin en titled, with considerable imagination. Nat Goodwin's Book » this recherche morsel will massage your eye: “Mars is my companion, ever peering through my casement. Only our sex and distance prevent a silent Hirtation!” And this delicate one: “I wonder how ma ny readers cut out the pictures of those little cherubs. Alan Dale and Vance Thompson, and paste them in their scrap books? [utilized their pictures beautifying two cuspi- dors in my home—and they are al- ways in constant use!" And also this modestly quoted tribute to himself “With an exuberance of talent rivaled only by his buoyance of spirit. uniting to ext aordinary conversational — re: sourees a personal charm unequaled on or off the stage, Nat Goodwin has scattered his benefactions of all kinds with a lavish disregard of conse- quences. ... Fearless and loyal, as open as the day, njoying the abun- dance which 1 ture gave him at his birth, which his professional duties have created so profusely around him and seeking to have others enjoy: it with him... exquisite he is pre-eminently an intellectual vector)” Class adjourned. Notice If you know of any such freak laws ‘as appear on page 12 of this issue, send them to Junge and you will receive that we are able to use. for any The contributors of the laws appearing in this issue and to whom we have paid $5 each are: Hf. O. Nelson, Amarillo, Tex. ‘old Stanhope Smith, Ar- D. Budnick, Elizabeth, John Gardner, Jr, Belleville. Il. Dorothy L. Greene, New York City. xe —s-«<p- LE MOMENT SURPRENANT [THE SURPRISING MOMENTI When you discover that the man whom you have slapped familiarly on the back is not your old friend Chuck Smith of Boston “partez d'un éclat de rire” (laugh it off). Benonchalant...LIGHT A MURAD PRONOUNCED PERFECT BY DISCRIMINATING SMOKERS © P. Loritlard Ca. “An Address of Distinction” © interested in of Judge listed below in order to te our record files. 1909: December 4 1911; May 13 and 20 1920; January 17 Greater Value .. Too nd spacious yy sly appointed fe ° +e quickly accessible to vacation pleasures and business ac- tivities, Value-for-your- If you know where these issues can be obtained, please write Lieut, ai rooms, luxuri JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Inc. 18 East 48th St, New York City money in every detaii of ice. Rates begin at $5 a y * A GOOD MIXER |. Gap Use Abbott's Bitters To } THE Flavor Beverages | D RA KE HOTEL, CHICAGO J Under Blackstone Management Ce NN Se Sample for 25¢ ia Stamps Address Abbott's Bitters, Baltimore, Md. comicbooks.com