Judge — August 23, 1930 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Dr. Judge’s treatments aren't only for the ailing. People who are happy, and who find life easy sailing, Dr. Judge’s visits with hilarity are For the Doe is quick to block A growing grouch or grudge. Though you are a person with no secret inhibition, Mentally and otherwise in excellent condition, Though you have the lightest and the brightest disposition— be sure it will endure Secure old Dr. Judge! Dr. Judge, the kindly, is no surgeon or trepanner. Dr. Judge, the healer, is a very sub- tle planner. Dr. Judge, the merry, has a magic Bedside Manner— One that takes a grouch and makes Him happy, hale and whole. Dr. Judge’s medicine all dolefulness disperses. Joyous jokes and paragraphs are Dr. Judge's nurses, Dr. Judge's jollity, frivolity and verses Heal the sick and double quick Restore the saddened soul! Judge Publishing Co., Inc., 18 East 48th Street, New York, N. Y. Dear Doctor Juc I want to be sunny, I want to be gay, I want to stay funny and merry all day. So, magic concocter of laugh- ter and jest, I make you my doctor come on, do your best! D104 Regular weekly visits (2 years). .$7.80 OD S2 Regular weekly visits (1 year ).. $.00 Name Address City State HOW AN EDITOR WORKS Manuscripts are first strewn, typed side down, in a vast room known as the “Sanctum.” Removing shoes and socks, a small dab of glue is put on the editor's heels. At the signal from the light tow the editor dashes to the heels, writing upon the reverse side of fly-pape editor; (B) is the exact spot on the heels where the glue is placed; (C) is a “Thingamajigger"—a device used by editors to occupy their minds while engaged in their serious task; (D) is the sprinkler system, containing hair- restorer; (E) is the assistant editors’ pit; here one assistant removes the chosen Mss. from the chief's heels, while the other puts ona fresh dab of glue when the occasion requires; (F) is the flock of pet goats, engaged in destroy- ing rejected Mss.; (G) ventilator, which cools editor's heels at the close of the day; (H) stop-and-go signal. “Anything but carre d'agneau roti, Ma’am—I had that for lunch today.” 23 comicbooks.com