Judge — August 23, 1930 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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| “In a sand trap!” 24 “Where did you spend your vacation, ol’ top?” Just the Best Time (Continued from page 7) when she wants to cat tell her to lay off or else she will get like me.” I couldn't help gigglin d Jack bought the picture for a dime. “I bet it took four cameras to take this pic- ture,” he says. “If I was as fat as you, I wouldn’t want no picture of myself.” The fat lady snaps, “The rea got it took to sell it to suckers like you for a dime.” Bat Jack came nt back. “I hear you went swimming the other day and a tidal wave hit Europe.” Jack is vcard. Then we went to a place wher: Jack said we could get nice beer and hot dogs, but the beer was terribl After we left, Jack kept talking about that bum be even near near-beer,” he says. guy could be arrested for things under false pretenses, ly isn’t breaking the lav n we went riding on au round and we had the best time. irl has never went riding be k says to the man, “so give a nice, gentle horse.” nil sure r. “Tt was not This horse is so gentle he will not even bite his oats,” the man says. “IT would like a job feeding thes« horses,” Jack says. “Don't none of The man said, “No, they do not bite, but Iam apt to slug you one if you keep pulling them cracks.” ack winked at me. “Them is fighting: words in my country, but this ain't my country. I live in Green- poin On the first time around I grabbed the brass ring and got a free ride. Then Jack practically proposed to me. He said, “If you are not care- ful, honey, I will give you a better ring than that.” I could only blush and “Oh r but it was getting late so we had some more hot dogs and an apple on the stick and got in the I was very sleepy and Jack y your head on my shoulder, nd take a nap.” So I did, and ter a while I said to him, I says, ( did you mean when you said to me, ‘If you are not careful, honey, I will give you a better ring than t ack laughed and said, “I meant it was tinie we was getting home ount of if you stay up so late you will get rings under your eye That is what he said, but I know what he meant. You know, Mamic, you can ¢ ys tell, Honest though, Mamie, I am simply crazy about him, and as for yesterday—oh, we just had the best time. —Qventin RevNoips comicbooks.com