Judge — July 26, 1930 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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a I Know a Girl Gite tHuxks pineapples grow on pine trees pig's | y served with sauer- kraut, oak trees are trees that are all right in every respect; but she says she loves the woods. When I told her there were over ten different varicties of fir trees, she she knew there were quite a lot, girl couldn't be too careful, which was why she always bought her furs in a reliable store. She thinks catalpas are what they use to shoot airplanes off of battle- ships with, that forest preserves are canned wild fruits, and that when there is a forest fire the only trees left are ashes. When I asked her if she'd ever cared for a sapling, she said that she thought she had, because she'd taken care of her little cousin once and he grew up to be a terrible sap. he thinks th: rch is the littl ving in a bird's cage, that trees with divided trunks are pear trees, and that the balm she puts on her head when she has a headache comes from palm tree: one knows what her head- aches come from. —Cannort Carrore JUDGE She merely carried the daisy chain, and yet... Parents at a summer resort join in hiring a shepherd to take care of the children. The Echoes Are There The only way Senator Borah could get anyone to echo his sentiments would be for him to get into mour country. The Chicago press has declared a war against criminals. And, say we, the American Mereury might also join in the fight against them by firing back a few of their manuscripts. A news item says that railroad cars of the future will be artificially cooled. Our recollection is t this has been in practice for several win- ters. The stock market break was so se- vere that a lot of brokers have been reduced to writing books on how to beat the market. A director of talking movies must detect the slightest sound, even to the tinkling of coins in the box-offices thousands of miles away. What we like about a modern apart- ment is you can answer the door, kick the dog, open a window, look in the refrigerator, and turn on the radio without getting up out of your chair. comicbooks.com