Judge — July 26, 1930 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE No Need for It When a person crosses over the line from Ontario to the United States } he can throw away his liquor permit. | } Mussolini says that) he can | around any obstacle in front of him. | We'd like to see him try to get around a | one of those moving van trucks on a | narrow road. | And Professor Einstein says space has become the most important thing | | in man’s thoughts. Yes, professor, and it becomes more important when you discover a few hours later that it was beside a fire hydrant. Sue—That wisecracker I went out } ) with last night certainly tickled my | risibilities. Flue—Well, 1 hope you slapped Now that television has become practical the artist's wife is no longer him! jealous of his models, The Write Sign { Me Joussox helped her husband * remove his coat. “I'm terribly disappointed — in A Billy,” she said. “What's wrong with him now? asked Mr. Johnson, “His penmanship,” explained Mrs. Johnson. “He writes with a terrible se 1. Remember, dear, that child iy no longer an infant. Billy is on ten. He certainly should be able to write a legible hand by now, Look how he signs his name on this letter he’s writing to his Uncle Dudley.” Mr. Johnson put on his glasses and gazed at the slip of paper. The words “Billy Johnson” looked Ii! blend of Russian, Gaelic, and yptian hicroglyphies ining the worst fea- ] tures of each. Long Mr. Johnson studied the screed and then a smile of paternal pride illuminated his coun tenance. “Wonderful!” he exulted, ‘Mar velous! That boy is headed for Big Things. Some day he is going to be the mainspring, the human dy | the driving force behind an interna- tionally famous corporation. Already d he’s only te | achieved the ille Those Chicago endurance flyers were naturally reluctant to leave the safety of the clouds and come down “Hey, men, she’s undressing with the window shades up again.” within range of the gangsters’ guns. 14 comicbooks.com