Judge — July 12, 1930 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Attractive Elephant for Quick Sub-Lease (Continued from page 10) “Are you holding out any plots on me? I'm after a ghost for Chapter Four and I've got to finish that book by four or I can't write a play this Rover moved forward | ey slowly. ct go my friend's collar, mugg,” he said menaci “Twill not! © stamp- ing his foot, “I will not let go your friend's collar! 1 got a license!’ He drew forth a document marked “Li- cense to Grab Elephants’ Friend's Collar.” Rover took a deep breath, bit Wallace neatly in two. “There,” he said picking three or four novels out of his teeth with a quill. “That'll show him an elephant never forgets. I've had it in for that guy for some time.” *So have I," I agreed, “but speak- ing of memory, do you mean to tell me you can remember things that happened a hundred years a “Why, Seltzer,” laughed Rover, “I an remember the fight between the ‘onstitution,” and H. M. S. in 1813 off Spithead!” thinking of the regatta off Cowes,” I corrected. “No, I'm not,” denicd Rover, “I'm | off Cowes right now; haven't had any use for ‘em for years. Another whiskey and soda, Seltzer?" As he bent toward the siphon, the truth flashed over me. “Rover, old man,” I criec never told me—about your le “It was nothing, old top," said Rover gruffly, “I lost it at Jutls My country, you know, sort of rot. Frightful bore ‘ou see. astly thing. Got say, but I’ve a code get away from the b to carry on, what?” As he stumped off awkwardly through the hedgerows, my eyes were wet despite myself. This was the stuff of which heroes were made, I | felt. inevitably; this, I told myself, was, I knew in my heart's core, the essence, I of that spirit, I realized, which had preserved Brit ain’s thin red line, And I was con- scious, finally, as I sat down to my pewter dish of fricd hergesheimer | served on my Duncan Phyfe table in Dover House what ideals, had guided Major Ro’ berg in that fearful holocaust of thundering guns at Jutland. woes \ FL If the Literary Digest straw vote results in the repeal of prohibition, we suggest a similar poll on the popu- larity of the income tax amendment. as Su —Sovutnern Lumperman White chev VENTYNE _ J ..and smile/ Eager eyes fellow the girl with a charming smile. And it’s teeth—WHITE teeth —thatmakeyoursmilebright ria So if you treasure your teeth and charmi and your smile—do as mil- lions now do. Chew Dentyne every day. You'll love its rich, full flavor every bit as much as the way it keeps teeth white. And Dentyne’s the highest quality gum made EXTRA! “boot” but “pint,” the bright for another such collection of fi NEW EDITION! Announcing Judge’s Second Cross-Word Puzzle Book Ever since the first book of Cross-Word Pumles from JUDGE appeared and a cheering audience learned that “a kick in the pants” in four letters w. s have been champing their ip and fasci of the most amusing that our contributors have of readers who, having developed a nose for gnus, are ready to pursue livelier games. th d for the di issement No less than two disti foreword is by M. Lincoln Schuster, of Simon and Schu- ster, the Great White Fathers of cross-word puzzle books, and the introduction by the world-famed Frank Sullivan, Order Your Copy Now! Fifty new puzzles, five thousand new laughs, all for $1.50. cr | 1¥Qce pus ‘ ING CO. Ine. st 48th Street, New York, N.Y. Wont Purtte wishod authorities bow in this spritely collection. 1 serad me Te f Judge's Second Cro Ka He each, “for which LT encloe comicbooks.com