Judge — July 12, 1930 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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“Another thing: what are you doing to counteract the propaganda that this place is overheated? Nothing. Ab- solutely nothing. We must start an ice-cream factory, soda fountains, swimming pools.” Satan leaned forward on his desk His face was flushed more than usual and his eyes snapped a warning. One long finger crept forward and pushed a button marked “Police.” Blumstumpf didn’t notice, but kept on talking. “Another thing you need is a broad- casting station, It would be extra yood if you yourself would do the an- nouncing, Imagine the sensation to earth folk to hear through their re- iving sets: ‘This is the devil broad- casting from Station H-E-L-L by au- thority of the Hades Radio Commis- sion. Through courtesy of the Luci- fer Watch Com Incorporated, we are about to broadcast the correct time. Listen carefully for the musi- cal note of Hell's Bells.” “And how about highways with hot- dog stands and filling stations where the public can get away from the sul- phur fumes on holiday “We'll organize a Congress and have a swell government, with about 500,000 bureaus and departments. We'll have commissions to investigate this and commissions to investigate that. We'll hold elections, We'll hold a hell-wide poll on prohibi- tion, We'll start campaigns against Straphangers on the 8:15 to Europe—if they keep breaking transatlantic crossing records, 15 Scupror (interviewing model)—I’m afraid you're a bit heavy for JUDGE radiator caps. long skirts, short skirts, cigarette smoking, pop drinking. We'll Two policemen leaped to his feet entered. The devil nd pointed an agi tated finger at old man Blumstumpf. “Take him “Kick him out! advice. away !" he shricked. ce this would ) ut bird's crazy —Date Harrison comicbooks.com