Judge — July 5, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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—— “But, Mr. Peasley, how x stock?” Pay Dirt A few reasons why we don’t care never ask the Boss for another “Betcahem—surely, Harrison, you mustn't expect us to become ist because you want to get married?” “My boy, I'll have you know I worked ten years at my first job be- fore my pay was increased.” “Just at this time when we are mak- ing every effort to cut down our over- hi mes as an ill-advised move on your part—" “This company always takes its young men’s futures to heart and I can truthfully say that we have had our eye on you for a long time, but we don't feel that your work lately has merited any immediate financial recognition on our part.” “Raise, my cye!! Let me tell you something, young fella, you're darn lucky to even have a job. Some of you guys around here must think this is a Home for Loyal Baseball Fans. Now, get outta my offic “Well, er—yes, I think we can manage that. Suppose we give you ten dollars more a week. Then with this sum you can buy some Preferred Stock in the company. We alway like to feel our employees have a share in our success. No, you don't have to worry; we'll take it out of your check every week.” “NOI!” —Rex Deane JUDGE uld a girl get preferred Astronomer News From the Summer Resorts Gy aaad ) u | Greet Constante Set Powers will handle the crowds at the telephone booth of ‘The Grandview Hotel every evening at 8:30 when reduced long-distance rates go into effect. A bus from The Spiegel-by-the-Sea met the 4:32 train yesterday afternoon at an unprotected crossing about a mile from the station, Dogs will be boarded at the Hotel Donnerundblitzen at the following rates per week: Pekinesc, $5; French poodle, $6; Police de Collie, Dachshund, 60¢ per inch. “Improved Service” is the motto at The Swamproot Inn this summer. Rufe Howitzer, clerk, porter, head-waiter, belhop and owner, will also function as night watchman this season An unusual innovation is promised by the captain of the 8 o'clock Night Boat. Instead of playing his searchlight on couples along the shore for the amusement of his pas sengers, he will play his searchlight on his passengers for —A. L. L. the amusement of couples along the shore. ’s Wire—If you're looking for a name for that nex star you just discovered, why not name it after the hotel she lives in? 25 comicbooks.com