Judge — June 21, 1930 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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] THE LETTERS of MARION FISHER Doar Hortense: WHOOPEE! Whet @ week-end. Boon down to the Otterson’s on Lon: Not @ dull moment, ma cher Friday's filet to Monday morning's ham- end-eggs! Well, when | got back to my 2 rooms and kitchenette, 1 was just bursting with and-butter letter half of it, no ow yy Emily Postscripts | had used. Sol racked my brains (don't say “if any”) and the more | racted the less | knew what to send them. And then suddenly | got the Grand Inspira- tion! I'd send them a weekly vi that wouldn't come late to meals and that wouldn't burn holes in the rugs. No sooner than subscribed! That day | sent them a two years’ subscription to JUDGE. Re: They're overjoyed. Oscar has lost his grouch. Sue smiles her way through breatfast, and every- body's happier than ever before! Go thou and do And don’t i ing soon I'll drop an extra carrot in the soup for dinner. Joyously yours, MM" fide — The best way to pay a debt of grati- tude is to send @ subscription to JUDGE, the modern, mannerly method & la modo of saying “Thanks!”. Use the coupon JUDGE PUBLISHING CO. 18 East 48th Street, New York, W. Y. Dear Judge Address city 7 for which enclosed please find my check. Do Sratistics Lie? (Continued from page 6) Birds have the most remark- able memories of all wild life. Is that so? Just ask any bird if he | vemembers anything about his wild life and watch him forget. Or any- body else's wild life. A man came | home one time and asked his parrot what had happened while he was at the offi The bird got as far as “ milkman——" and then scemed to lose his memory. He also got very red in the face trying to remember but couldn't. Furthermore, William [., talking to Ernie Golden, author of “Hungarian Birds and Their Memo- ries of Wild Life.” said: “All my birds seem to have lost their memo- ries. Birds have miserable memories. He later confessed, however, that he meant cats. So there you are. All six wrong. And that’s the sort of thing you send your children to learn in the grad schools. No wonder they have so many student suicide Just sit down and think it over without any preju dice, As for me, I'm going out and get a hot towel and cream; I’m worn out. Kitchen Cracks The voung mistress of the house en- tered the kitchen, carrying herself with great dignity. She had come to > cook to account. an) she said, “I must insist that you have less company in the kitchen. Last night I was kept awake by the uproarious laughter of one of your women friends. “Yes, mum,” said Jane cheerfully. “DT know; but she couldn't help it mum, [was telling her how you tried to make a cake yesterday morning. —Tit-Bits Notice If you know of any such freak laws as appear on page 12 of this issue, send them to Jepor and you will receive $5 for any that we are able to use. The contributors of the laws appearing in this issue and to whom we have paid $5 each are: A. Glatt, New York City. H. V. McChesney, 1 Ky. Lloyd L. Staggers. Los Angeles, Calif. John R. Shook, San) Anton Tex. W. Gerard Ryan, New City. Jim HENRY’ s GUARANTEE: 2 MORE good shaves per blade No matter what model of what razor you use, I guarantee you 2 more shaves (of course, I mean good ones) from every blade! Money back if I'm wrong. Check me up. Take a new razor, and count up the shaves. Better shaves? Why they'd have to be. When Men- nen gives you 2 more per blade, they must be better. Remember, too, that Mennen alone gives you two kinds of shaving cream «--Menthol-iced and W ithoutMenthol. Both give that clean, comfortable Mennen shave. Both build up a fine, quick lather in any water. Mennen Without Menthol is smoothand bland. Menthol-iced lather has a triple-cool tingle all its own. Both creams are typically Mennen ... that’s the main point...and my guarantee covers them both. Take your choice. And if you don’t want to buy a tube of Mennen, phot in the cou- pon and I'll send youa free trial tube. im tome Mennen Salesman Mennen Taleum for Men removes face shine and doesn't show... absorbs facial otls that come out during the day. Great after a bath, too, MENNSN SHAVING CREAMS MENTHOL-ICED WITHOUT MENTHOL THE MENNENCO., Dept. J-6, NEWARK.N. J. Jim Henry: Wee got a new blade all ready, Send me @ free trial tube and Vil take the count, Name Address City Send me Mennen Menth comicbooks.com