Judge — June 21, 1930 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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a ae Good Green Fun Qiovtp your wife, sweet, or mother “crowd the lawn each afternoon with charming old garden lovers who discuss the pla 3 pipsisewa all over 3 n always elbow them off with some good lawn-tearing games. For instance, they hi adapted deck tennis for lawn use. in- troducing pneumatic quoits instead of the old rough rope quoit which was so hard on the hands and the neigh- bor's greenhouse. Archery, too, is coming back into favor from where the well-bred lady college athletes put it. There is more or less good or padminton, too. Badminton, my deah, is the oldest and most aristocratic of dalliance on the greensward. The Badminton Club of New York is ‘way beyond the snooting range of Mr. Morgan's New York Yacht Club. Sev- eral yeahs at Oxford will give you the proper accent and background to fit you for socking the pesky shuttlecock back and fro. A miniature putting course designed by a swank landscape artist will help pass the time between Tommy Col- linses. Or should you be poorer, you can always design your own, utilizin your old gas pipes, washboilers (ex- flower boxes) and tomato tins for hazards and holes. Try putting at night, too, with overhead floodlighting. For the aged, infirm, litry and hi- intellhectual I recommend croquet. The new sets have bigger wickets and minimize grandpappy’s tripping. A bit of radium paint will saf should you be given to playing night ag or taking leave of your wife in the French manner. Then there is horseshoe pitching for those who love horses but can’t afford to keep one. Egg-rollin is good enough for the President, so why shouldn't it be good enough for you? Making a fire out of two sticks isn’t bad fun cither—well, it isn't so good. *s something. And there are always, of course, the old standbys: worm racing with differently painted ard you JUDGE worms, made daisy-chaining. and. everyone knows what a surrounded by bushes means to a Dartmouth man. Besides, what are grass widows for? mumbly - | home maypole dancing, sleeping-unde Aquamaniacs I've seen Grant Rice's movie shorts in which they aquaplane on every- vatteg / HALIBURTON / “WE WAPPY EKO CF RE NAWEE -WALUBRION “RAWS-ATANTIC WATER BICYCLE Race thing from a broom handle to ice skates; lumberjack logrolling —con- tests that would turn the Algonquin green with envy; publicity hounds go over Niagara in everything short of a HIHATIRACTOW - QNGGESTION! \ \ THE NEW BEACH HAT STRING? On THEM Si pyar \S A DARNED PRATTICAL VAG mustache cup, but—in all my awn days I've never seen a spanking good game of out- board motor-polo. If anyone little match, I'll be and pay half Also there on sale at Abercrombie ones used in crossing that old swim ming hole, the English Channel. I'd like to arrange a transatlantic bike- race ino. f. tandem style. Here's chance line-up of teams: Harry Lau der and Rudy Vallee vs. Grahain Me- Namee and Floyd Gibbons. I'd like to get a partner for Halliburton the Glamorous, but I'm afraid no one would accept the nomination. Sold to the Bookloving and y Afternoon ting y of Shamokin, Pa.! Give ’Em the Byrd, Boys Those Byrd men needn't worry about their New York welcome any more. — I've fixed it with a friend of the Mayor's to get it just right. On their arrival the port will be properly chilled. (N.B. ‘This is a joke.) A troupe of performing is which closed at the Palace last week and “are resting” will perform all the way up Broadway during the parade. In- stead of ticker tape and phone books. Eskimo pies will be thrown. The Clicquot Club Eskimos will appear in parkas trimmed with white batting when the boys reach wool- 45th comicbooks.com