Judge — June 21, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE \ 4 o If the Washington Senators Ball | a ~ : a “ Team Were Really Senators i ae) , 1wrs Wriren—Well, you fellows - Al A ‘ m to be well up in the League; & how do you account for it? = \ i The Manager—Let me tell you this: / 8 LC® 5 We're where we are beeause the clubs . om Nuc o> , below us have won fewer games and s eae A S lost more than we have. That's: the 3 % s4 Sports Writer — And you, Mr. iH 5 Jones. You've sure been mowing i 7 down the sluggers. How do you han = Pee dle Ruth? What's his weakness? J The Pitcher—You can quote me as declaring that Ruth sometimes socks the ball over the fence and sometimes he doesn’t. I hope that is clear. Sports Writer—Absolutel Now, Mr. Shortstop, in a tight place do you advocate taking a chance on a double A play or do you believe in playing safe t and throwing out the man at first? The Shortstop—Well, 1 am willing to go on the stand before the Ameri- can people that I believe right-handed fielders should wear their glove on their left hand, and left-handed field- ers should wear theirs on their right. ‘ i 33 ad Sports Writer—A mighty shrewd eS way of sizing it up. Now, gentlemen, ° there's just one more question: do you LABOR-SAVING DEVICES FOR TIRED COLLEGIANS fellows expect to cop the pennant? Tur Corres Srinnen ANl—Y ou bank on this: if we don't ured win that pennant it will be ¢ Weary Student (X) drops cigarette ash (A) into scale (B) causing by cit Philadelphia, Boston, New feather (C) to move up and provoke Albatross (ID) into laying egg York, Chicago, Louis, Cleveland (F) which rolls thru tube (E) and drops into tub (G) spilling contents or Detroit. (H1) near wool sock (1) which shrinks at apparent smear of blood and pulls switch (J) starting electric motor (K) and thus turning machinery (LMNOP) and eventually spoon (Q). Sports Writer—Ah, exactly! And now let me thank you one and all, I must go write this up for my paper. —Parke Comainas Stock Tips TP leave it alone, Joe. I know it 1 n't five leaves, but you can't always tell about poison 0: Nas | / Sr fy ean / ef OVER, THE NET Wir Me “Better shift. now. You'll never make it in high.” “Look out for his left! left!” Watch his “Lissun, Big Boy, I'd be a little careful about what I was sayin’ if I was you, sce?” “Yeah, she’s a nifty, Bill, but don’t forget that blondes... .” “I wouldn't drink too much of that stuff if I was you.” —Curer Jouxson The man of wealth finally decides to take up aviation, 19 comicbooks.com