Judge — June 14, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Whang! A fraternity had sent its curtains to be laundered. It was the second day that the house had stood unveiled. One morning the following note ar- rived from a sorority across the street: “Dear S you procure We do not anatomy.” : May we suggest that curtains for windows? care for a course in The chap who left his shaving to read the note answered: “Dear Girls: tional.” The course is op- —Moxtnean Star The transatlantic flight season has started but so far no one has gone over the North Pole in a barrel. —Evenine Post Speaking of the good old days, do you remember the old-fashioned girl who used to make ash receivers out of cigar bands? Well, she now has a daughter who makes one out of the parlor rug. —Lovisvitre Courier Journar It's strange that a motorist never remembers he used to be a pedestrian. —Everypopy’s Weekty Workman (to mate in difficul- ties)—Just 'and me the ’ammer, Alfie, will you? —Perarson’s WEEKLY Mr. Harkness Please Note G. Muddlestone Thrushbeak says he will not send his boy to Yale be- cause he is afraid the boy might get caught under falling buildings or be run over by a steam shovel. , N.Y. Sus Love and Learn Tillie—But mother, I can't marry him. He's an atheist and doesn’t be- lieve there is a hell. Mother—Go ahead and marry him, dear! —Mississippt Buttetin A gentleman was hanged by mis- take in Mexico City the other day, having been taken for a bandit. It’s little things of that sort that make erasers on lead pencils inadequate. -Evexina Post “It's a genuine antique, sir.” “But you are asking a fearful price for it.” “Well, sir, look how wages and the cost of materials have gone up!" —Trr-Bits Miss Joan Lowell was slightly in- jured in an automobile accident the other day. We're waiting now for the account of how she swam ashore. —Evenino Post Sir Harry Lauder’s last annual farewell tour of this country, sched- uled for 1931, has this distinction: That he will be seen on it by people, still living, who saw him on his first. —Detrorr News Annovep Netcusor—I’se gonna make you eat your words, nigger. Prosrective Victim—IVell, hot waffles, and watermelon. —Passino 32 Snow EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO,, INC, JAMAICA, ¥.¥ comicbooks.com