Judge — June 14, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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WRE CARNERS TE i = ESS YR PIANO ARONAD \T ANMSS PEOPLE IN, AVE FLAT BEL! suits, replaced in the deck and redealt in lots of five-five-and-three. After the redeal the bidding starts anew. This method of dealing gives the | ers very freakish hands and a chance to run berserk in’ the bidding. If a play holds seven cards of ¢ suit, he is very apt to find the six other cards of that suit with one of his adversaries. And when he leads an ice it is often trumped the first crack out of the box. “Goulash” i: a sweet dish with the women when they really gamble, By the way, can anyone work out a game of Auction bridge with the deuces wild? ) who, gamble. Senator, Puh-leese! WwW not try a session or two of Senator—puh-leese!"" The is divided into Democrats, Re- udience. Each pla r of some U. S. Senator—Borah, Re Smoot, Brook- hart and the other skulls. A freak law is then chosen from the editorial (or sleeping quarters) of Jupar, It is put before the Senate, with a mo- tion to repeal. Whereupon the Vice- President lets the Senate go into a furious session of debate on the merits of the law. Whenever the talk runs party publicans and takes the cha JUDGE out the thing is put to vote. Then nd another urally the game cannot ed if your guests are med to make believe they are Senators, fresh set law. be Cheep, Cheep! J Pur news that book publishers climbed into their parachutes and dropped the price of novels to a lone buck is right down this dept’s alley. I've been demand- ing it for years, and now I'll go further and shout that we're frightfully overcharged for much more, Furniture, frins' Think of it, you can buy a Ford and travel a million miles for what a Chesterfield, sat on by M Hur- lock in 1819, sets you back. Golf clubs, lly weighted, balanced and lived with during maturity, cost enough to pay the damages done by a freshman in a china shop. Also sport- ing goods; garage service charges; specia roadhouse sandwiches (I won't say a word about charges); speakeasy setbacks; resort hotels; hot dogs at st cover ums; rents French cooking; — Qed coli with Hol- aise sauc and rides in And who ci m yacht these ¢ ve-dollar-a subways. a st Cord cabriolet, which be purchased if you tinfoil... . The 21 save enough EN RSS FROM OS ele LAKE, AND WAS rp SHE A WlHReaRctoull ‘ on's silliest wedding where the bridesmen wore berets, cutaways with Ascot ties, spats over white button sneakers with half-heels and poil but- tons. ... The Fireside Inn in the new development, where 85¢ pays for a swell dinner. . . . The neither anti- nor pro-sentimental obit on the late Leo P. Flynn by Joe Williams in the EF Sayre’s idea that the darned Teu- tons are so clever they can make gin out of blotting paper... . Frigidaires in hotel rooms. . . . Television to see what your best girl has on for the evening... . The news they wouldn't give diplomas to the University of Arkan- NING SPRING “Moe — sas graduates unless they wore shoes! —Jupee, Jn SPEAKING GF ANNOYING Nose. HOW BolT Yue TYPEWRITER, Juniog? Re Wa & \ comicbooks.com