Judge — June 14, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE | | | Campus Pests | In sleek, speedy roadsters they jaun- | tily cruise, | Resplendent in furs and with money | to lose = | The dukes of the campus, the school’s Paepre: upper set; ACANIC They dance and drink liquor and gam- 8 ble and pet. Cl The other collegians, less favored | than they, | | Have fun in their own individual way; | In second-hand cars and perpetual <] | debt, al They dance and drink liquor and gam- ble and pet. sy} | The co-eds, of course, have a life of < their own, Amusing themselves on a different tone; Vor social They dance sions, without a regret, i nd drink liquor and gam- | ble and pet. The staid, stern professors, all bearded and grave, Have learned the lost science of how to behave; The older they grow, the more wis- dom they get— The King’s English. Their favorite pastime: © mysteries —Rowtanp Lyon, yet. —Tev Gorpssuti, George Washington U. '20 Columbia ’30 Definition A dean is one who reads the college humorous azine and finds the third meaning to a joke with only two. —Car I Nox, Jn, Wisconsin "33 How to Get an Article in Cheer Leaders: Wri features. a take-off on one of Jevar’s Explain that you are a second cou sin of the editor. iy Send in a Scotch joke. Send ten bucks along with your i manuscript. | Have George Ade write the article Trade names with Arthur Silver- blatt. —Car L vox, Jn, Wisconsin '33 —T. M. Fotps, Yale ’30 19 comicbooks.com