Judge — May 31, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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=2 rc) spitted lamb to you, you and you Armenians. ... The story going ‘the rounds about the mother who didn't wind her daughter coming in at three 1m. that morning, knowi he girl had been up to no wrong, since she brought home a Gideon Bible! Rides That Are Woolworth the Money Ax» so with the crash of Whalen, the five-and-ten cabs are on the streets of N awk, Simaller, they can cut corners quicker and nick more pedestrians; lighter, they will not re- quire heavyweight thugs to drive them; cheaper per ride, they will eat up more of our pocket money since we will ride more; but at least they will make competition fiercer and drive the heavier de luxies off the streets and rup the traffic jams a bit. And don’t let them tell you it isn’t the cab that is causing most of it! Still, when they probe the cause of a trathic crash, it's always the pedestrian who is at the bottom of it. i Gross Exaggeration M" Gnoss, being just a great big likable kid and a generous one to boot, loaned some unknown unfortu- nate enough money to set up a business over in Brooklyn, The fellow invited Milt to the opening of the shop anc Milt, to humor him, promised to ap- THE NEW JUDGE TAY TAXIS GartRiBUE A CELEBRITICAL™ GNSPICUASNESP “FEA SUCH WORD, PROBALY! ) pear. So he traveled to Brooklyn one evening and found a great crowd stand- ing in front of the window of the new store. It was a Dairy Products— Milk and Buttermilk ne a huge sign) embellished the top of the front win- dow, It read: GRAND OPENING Everybody Come MILT GROSS Will Positively Appear In This Window Milt beat it, dot dope! 21 ry (ANITATRAL” (F2plE REL MRA BLA > Excuse It Please! They tell me it took place in what is called the private life of Walter Winchell, who does it all with Mirrors. He was seated at his office typewriter one day trying hard to get something on somebody, But nothing would come. So he sat and looked dreamily out of the window. Opposite him was a hairdresse id he noticed a young alking Bynby they indy and just a little later the fi -waver thought it necessary to draw the blinds on Mr. Winchell, the finger-pointer. Wh upon Mr. Winchell went to the phone book, found the number and called it up. The woman answered and said: “Hello, who is this?” And Mr. Win chell_ replied) reprovin “This is God—ain’t you ashamed? fell furth Best Steppers I Like to Do Things for You & Happy Feet—Reisman—Vietor. My Future Just -Photo Players—Columbia. On a Blue and Moonless Night & Promises — King —Victor-Record-of- Month for June. Ten Cents a Dance—High Hatters —Victor. Bessie Couldn't Help It (another “St. James’ Infirmary” or I'll eat it) —R. Bloom—Columbia. Juvar Jn. Passed comicbooks.com