Judge — May 31, 1930 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE JUNE WN A aT HOUSE So , 7 Ryan, AT HERES 4 THYEAR Rounp! wv [- lish the tropics. For the Nordic (if you can find one in town) there would be the sur or normal w As for your rland effects, I would build a building so high it would always be snowcapped. So equipped, one would ave to leave the city’s environs neations, changes of air and which-what. Commuter Special I" happened to your typical commuter. He was seated over his morning paper on an early morning Jersey train, when Cloud Tickling the saddest-l fellow in the world entered I pox’t know how modern architects and sat down get that way, but they can work up next to him, The a conversational jag quicker than they T. C., being a can toss off a Chrysler Building. I kind-hearted drew an carful of future dreams, fan- chap of nd just plain plans froma Big and feeling so 1 and Cloud-Tickling Lad at sorry for the lad, a tea party the other night, and he finally asked the head reel with his melancholy soul res. Without asingle what the trouble cup of tea, rattled off ideas for was, With which skyseraping apartment houses made — the lad opened a ss that would house a complete package he had ) ng it unnecessary to move been carrying off the spot between the moment you and revealed two are born and the moment you call Mr. goldfish — dead. Campbell; buildings which would nd he explained mournfully: “You have airplane mooring hooks outside see, the wife's bee vay two your windows; revolving buildings and she left me to mind the which would al s insure everybody — goldfish. These died and I'm maximum sunligh d he even sug- taking them te New York to 7 which, made of such material, would make air- © crashes impossible. sorts, Squa them home before she does.” Although I wasn’t quite vaccinated with the last idea, I did fall under the lad’s spell and worked up my own little jag. My plans are for turning New York into a sort of second Rio T sewah pipe that runs de Janeiro, with ¢ form of for miles along the speed- weather under the sun. First, | would way to Atlantic City, sere: dig deeply beneath the streets and, ing in loud, yellah fitting the scene with indoor pools, “Realm of Romance, sand beaches, blistering heat, palms, and Happiness—Atlantic hooch dancers and sun-lamps, estab- City.” ... Will Rogers on the 20 Ancient Prejudices to Remove \ shed up, so’s she'll never And I'm hoping I get # IAIGH \o~ Sunday night radio.,..The auto- moncy - lending shylocks that — put throw-aways worded like parking tickets under your windshield. . The new Overhead Auto Speedwi painted red, on Eleventh Avenue, which takes up so much room under- neath and is so narrow itself it won't do any good at all, at all. ... ‘Those round-trip ads to California, which you can pick all the citrus you vithout charge. dummies, is rock salt in the rearo and fifty dollis fin And, all tog boys—"The S' , her, Hihattractions BE Coteman, all sideburns and soft music at Woodmansten Inn, where you can cool yourself off and warm ‘up your gal) these mooning nights... . Smith Ballew’s hot college band at Whyte’s Restaurant, 43d and Sth, where they will serve you the best sea food in town. . . he slicko article on flying in the fog in this month's Har- per’s.... The Daisy Chain at Vassar, where the Intellectual Woman humbles the modest ¢ by simply carry The game of zin,”’ which is an advancement on the game of “Rummy Zipper bathing suits, y be lowered or “daccording to. the amount of suntan the torso can hold for the e.... The urant on 28th, where Kabob, which is isy Arakel Res’ Abnya and Sheesh Lexington they serve 2 vege? A NEW GAME — SWNIOR NEVER HEARD OF !! GRIHER A GANG; ENER'PoDY HAYE A DolLLAR AND SEE WHO CAN COME OUT OF I? Wook WoRTHS” AN TWENTY MINUES WITH THE BIGGEST BUNDLE! comicbooks.com