Judge — May 17, 1930 — page 28: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Some Characters in College Nov- els Whom I Have Still to Meet Tt staid and serious Professor who loses control of himself at the big game and becomes hysterical with enthusiasm, The extremely religious fella who is constantly in mental anguish about the morals of his classm: The playboy who makes it a point not to go out with the same chorus girl twice in one year. The tall, pale, sallow youth who is never seen without his copy of Shelley. The grumpy old Dean whose only joy in life is the number of students manages to kick out. boy who says “Jiminy Crickets.” The serious-minded boy who is al- ways looking for the key to things. The boy who takes long rides alon deserted country roads in his Packard roadster at three o'clock in the morn- ine to think, Nean-Suatep Patkos—What did General Motors do today? “How did you get here?” “LT dunno—I guess Mama spoiled me.” The coach's wife who has an un- controlled liking for colleg The quiet, reserved chap who finally ends it all with a bottle of whiskey and a copy of Nietzsche at his side. The young lady who finds her way into the college dormitory at night dressed in men’s clothes. —Antucr Sinvenntatt, Harvard '30 Campus Pests He borrows your paper and pencil, And copies your theme for his own. His grasp is by nature prehensile; s alert for a loan, His gaudy cravats are another's; Philanthropists all, though they loathe him, y nourish and clothe him. His gracious fraternity brothers. From roommate who dares not be tightwad He borrows a Packard straight eight And funds to replenish his light wad, Then takes the boy's girl for a Whose is i er he wants, unconcern A razor-blade (dull) and a visit Are all he has ever returned. —Tevp Gorvsaitit, Columbia ’30 Prohibition isn’t the only thing that ought to be repealed. How about the potatoes that are served at college eat- ing clubs? —Hewnnry S. Pexnypacker, Princeton '30 comicbooks.com