Judge — April 12, 1930 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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LK Arcade. The peep shows will prob- ably re 1 Walter Winchell on a holi- day looking at pictures from i Ohio, censored by the New York State Board, Some fun, ch Kid? Another Phoney Trick They tell of a millionaire play- boy who lives up around Bridge- port. A lad of too many millions, he often gets lonely. Accordingly he is in the habit of going to the phone, calling a friend in Connecticut, and conversing with him as follows: “Hello, s Jack.” “Hello, Jack. I'm aw fully glad to hear from Osbert. This [ “y was just. thinking that ['d like to see you.’ “Well, why wer?” I'd like to do that, all ight, all right.” Well, why don't you?” I'd even like to dinner.” not come to come Swell—come to dinner!" ‘Oh, 1 not,” don’t know whether I can or Oh, come on! There's no one here hut Mabel and mys I'm afraid I can't : Come on.” pnsense. “No. Lean ‘Why not? Well, you see, I'm phoning you And when our hero is home in Nridgeport he reverses the gag and works it on his pals over in Paris. ‘Try it on your own phone bill! JUDGE Fussy Foursome And here's a story Irvin Cobb told us. A fellow clubmember of his in the Maidstone Club, South- hampton, who has never broken 140 five hours for a round in a lengthy golfing carcer, therewith became un popular with his club members. They refused to play with him. In the spirit of shrewd revenge he now plays a lone foursome. He plays four balls and names each ball ¢ bitter-sweet clubfellers. If he v a particularly bad shot he will sa “Mr. Cobb, you are happily lousy to- day!” One day a young lady asked the gentleman if she might follow his “foursome.” Mr. Cobb, standing near, said, “Are you that morbid akes Hihattractions The Corey Chick - Bel sweet gag that begins rds “How to Raise in the new Vanity Fair Livingston’s on Park Avenue w the old-age atmos- phere of Texas Guin bined with the charm of the Jesse mes’ manner . . . The dinner en (to themselves) by the Guild of Former Pipe Organ Pumpers at Keen's . . .Claude Rains in “The Applecart” ... The sugges- tion that they drop the “Y" and just call it Ale College... Peter old idea of selling you collection of The commutation books in tens, fifties certain of leading gin-nasiums . . . That h bouquet of flowers you can buy at tl magic shops to pull out of your pocket .. The new mechanical indoor baseball ga in the Hotel Bristol lobt Twenty Questions in answered between Friday courses . . « Th nt but pearl of cracks: “The er with a Leblang Arno's gas-jets new twenties used by and our and wow the parlor audience . show went ¢ —ex- plaining everything. 23 And when “fourth” fails to show up for the Bridge game, try Carou—a new game based on Rou- lette. With sufficient imagination, you can kid yourself into thinking you experiencing all the thrills of a Monte Carlo evening. your Best Steppers “Cooking Breakfast for the One I Love” and “Kicking a Hole in the Sky"—Ipana —‘Troubadours—Colum- 1 “Stein Song” (U. of Maine) and “St. Louis Blues” (Goshelpus) Rudy Vallee—Columbia. “March of the Old Knickerbockers—Columbia, “Strike Up the Band” and “Send for Me"—Fred Rich—Columbi “Lazy Louisiana Moon” and ‘Thi Moon is I Lombardo—Colum- if Guard” comicbooks.com