Judge — April 12, 1930 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE through subway gratings with a piece of string and some chewing gum. Here we are, Mac and I Traders Horn & Hardart- and Boobway, the ( World, over whose broken hearts wn dented fenders shines the gre on the Paramount Bldg.—always a little slow. So first to Hubert’s Mu- seum on 42d St. where we'll stretch our necks over Fleaville and serateh sympathetics at its itchy doings. Then to the hootchy-cootchy dancers and Nimbo, half man, half woman. (One night we heard a Scotchman and his girrul trying to get up a party for four and inviting Nimbo.) On the way from Hubert’s you can snap a neck at the electric sign chas- ing the news around the Times Square Bldg. One of the new lack: isical sports is hopping aboard the letter —~ “M" and riding around a while. If you have your heart along, the will «= WIG the early-morning tippler who can't roll his own from a sack of Bull Dur ham and stuffs sack, paper and all into one of the machines and waits for it to emerge rolled. Now we can either watch the boys watch the boys make Ors ick into an auctio Woolworth jools as ou-wine crown bee-yoo-ties; listen to the ampli- ] fiers bringing the ghawstly guffawing from the movie houses to the street; or mooch into the old-fashioned Medi- room sell comicbooks.com snug you up ni The ‘O” is watertight in rainy weather and “R" is. the | month for esters. By | i the way, don’t be annoyed | Hie ° = by Old) Subscribers who | ip stand around for hours / | } i} Hey, Hey, Rube! trying to trip the sign on spelling. . . | wn ao. Next, across the street to Leblang’s, | an th Frireee and proud Noo Yawka that to see how the Shubert millions are put i} i} T am—sccond generation, puh-lecz her by selling pews behind posts 1 HH) Wh | I nevertheless agree with all the | mH |) sages of all the Potato Hills, Kansas, Ba that there is more rube in us city fel- — . HH lers than in the gents who manicure cine Show opposite the Palace. | Her j , ip the Man Who Made Millions Think- mi i with plows and get their daily misin- ; : i i eee i in person—operates. Outside, the win mM | formation about this backwoods me- ) a ih : : dows warn you against Quackery. ie tropolis from the very Uneven MeIn- p 5, mY th |) tie Hente Uits High Hat Robber Antikamnia, Pulmonol and Mother's | ene Friend. Inside the Think-Man proves j neck Trail, arranged to strengthen the to aristoctatier| ree at Wi neck muscles and weaken the brain; See ern eranmnce Cane | : up ina Dr. Rockwell cut who will | | and dedicated to the messenger boy F 4 | | ai; : a talk you into buying on Soap, mn) | who lost three billions in bonds while re a ; | watching a bloke fish for dimes Naclre; Elent-Ta-Go and King, the i | ' eB Musele and Body Builder. A spotlight ll me | plays on him as he lectures. ‘The per Hi | fect mosphere. Only the Wn | ——— kerosene flare is missing. | i C Following this we can catch up on a | our reading by conning the electric ads | | ; and a little further towards Columbus ; mM iti for less. Which brings us to the Circle there will be an enticing gallery || Lucky Strike Follies, a free show and where reproductions of famous paint- an instructive one to boot at the 45th ings may be viewed for a quarte } i | St. corner. We'll learn ay we yearn (Positively no one under 18 admitted. ini | for Nicotine Nell, the prettiest of the —Is there anyone that young in this | ii] fag-packers, whom we'd rather watch town?) The sole come-on used by this mM Hi anyway than the shiny slenderizing ¢tablissement des artistes ix a copy of i machines. Among the SR. O. audience September Morn, secretly displayed in | we are likely to see the fellow who ap- full sight of the go-byers. The place ij plauds with a cough; Russell's Pete is always jammed, Hh 1 Rinna Ago wee. who fishes a chunk 0’ dry bread from led with thoughts for a beautiful -- \) yi i AE BULDNG ON THE his pocket and asks them to toast it; life we'll now trek to 6th Ave. for a | | LEVER’ MS RN NEND: a number of Hershey Bar eaters; and few happy, stolen moments in a Penny \ | | 5 | i