Judge — April 12, 1930 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

; HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A KREES IN YOUR PANTS, BABY? MOUTHED THE MALICIOUS MALAY Care to buy a nice Swiss watch, mister? Me and my pal here had to Isnife a guy to get it. “Hey, don't shoot, | your gun ain't loaded!” bawled a Nimrod to his excited friend in the duck-boat. “Can't help that, the bird won't wait!” gibbered the yap. Just for that, Benny, you go home and write a dirty word on your pappy’s bald head five hundred times. If all the bath-mats taken from ho- A person could be born cheaper Things We'd Like to See tels were placed end to end, a person fifty years ago than one can now, could walk from here to California in| And the funny part of it is that it was his bare feet. worth a lot more then. A group photograph of Peggy Joyce's ex-husbands, A return engagement between Jim Tully and John Gilbert. More money. A bathing y contest, with the inangura- The government's acceptance of the rary Digest’s prohibition poll as » flivver with only one occupant. A movie of a saxophone player (without sound), A golf ball that will go where I hit it. A motoreycle cop with a punctured tire. —R.C. O'Baes We used to be bothered by the thou- sands of people who had such wonder ful ideas for novels, but just didn't find time to write them. Now, it's much worse—they've found the time! “By gad, I’ll sue you for this’ comicbooks.com