Judge — March 22, 1930 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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The Patriot “W .t, Emma,” said Mr. across the gate-leg table, do you say?” “It would be a lovely thing to do, agreed Emma of the inexpensive house dress, “and I’m sure he would be terribly thrilled, but what would we do this summer if——" “Always putting yourself ahead of the national good,” lectured Mr. Mullins. “It’s about time we made a rifice for our country. Besides, he is having a hard time of it just n with business conditions, ployment and an unruly think it would please him greatly.” “Yes, it would be wonderful,” en- thused Emma. “Just think how the girls would look up to me! Just think how proud we both would be!” “It’s settled the asked Mr. Mullins as he reached for his fountain pen and a writing pad. Two days later Mr. fiden' before States: “Dear Mr. Presiden Smma and I are figuring that you'll need a } stop this summer, so we decided to offer you our bungalow up at Horse- shoe Crab Beach, It’s a plain little shack, but you sure can have g times ther We call it Kamp kK Komfort, and it’s just that, Mr. Pr dent. When the tide is high, you go wading right in front of the porch. There's an A. & P. store up in the village, and you'll have about the jolliest crowd of neighbors you ever met. Emma says to tell Mrs. Hoover not to bring We got plenty of china any un- expected congressmen or drop in for a meal, you can always Mullins “what veh? Hoover's con- ed this letter of the United sec 1 lent Pres ace to dishes. nd in case senators SS “I'm asking for siz classes daily instead of five. on five hours’ sleep, but I can't.” borrow plates and platters from Mrs. Brown, whose camp, Sans Souci, i right next door. In replying, p Jet us know exact date you will arrive, so Emma can get the place to rights before Mrs. Hoover moves in — you know how fussy these wive —Artuve L. Li MEKEE —~ Early spring practice for fathers of girls. 26 aaa Edison may get by Too Late! “Yes, Mary, I guess you were right We should ’a’ sold it lon 0; the crash, anyway. “Well, the re’s no. use eryin’ spilt milk.” : I s'pose not. But maybe this'll Anyway, you're not of ‘em. Just before over «lessun. investin’ in any mor think! All of our savings gone!" “Well, now, not all. I can get a few dollars for nyway.” “A few dollars? Why, those two new tires cost us over twenty! Oh, John! Why did ya ta run inta that coal truck? hav’ Notice If you know of any such shining examples of American jurisprudence as appear on page 12 of this issue. send them to Juve and you will re- ceive $5 for any that we are able to use. he contributors of the laws ap- pearing in this issue and to whom we have paid $5 each are: D. 2 Whitman, Winthrop, Mass. . Ferron, Syracuse, N. Y. C. L. Douglas, Fort Worth, Tex. Anne Silbert, Brooklyn, N.Y. J. Robert O'Brien, New Britain, Conn. comicbooks.com