Judge, 1930-03-22 · page 19 of 36
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JUDGE NOT FOR CHILDREN 2 The Flea And here's the happy, bounding flea— not tell the he from she; The sexes look alike, you sce, But she can tell and so can he. Drawings and Verse by Roland Young The Unicorn The unicorn was never born, He's just a fable with a horn; So if you see him, park your fl And climb up on the water-wa The Giraffe Now, children, you must never laugh At the stately, tall giraffe; She's sensitive, as you can tell; But, my dears, she kicks like hell, y) The Hippopotamus The hippopotamus, you'll find, : Is always gentle, good and kind; The Pig She has a smooth and shiny skin The pig is not a nervous beast, And whiskers just like Aunty Min, He never worries in the least; Yet she is pleasing to the eye He lives his tranquil life unshaken, Of other hippopotami. And when he dies brings home the bacon.