Judge — March 15, 1930 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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) | | | | 4 > = oe Ignored Invitations “In honor of Junior's third birth- to show our fea- ture family film entitled: ‘Junior's day, we are Journe to Manhood’ next Friday night at eight o'clock. Knowing your love for children and home movies, we want you to be present at this cinema treat in our living-room. John has divided all our film into’ three separate reels, each of which por- trays some period of our Junior's life. is called: ‘Junior As An Infant,’ and contains some cute shots of baby in his bath, bab ing his bottle, puppy and baby getting undressed. Reel number two is titled ‘Junior's Reel number on empty- playing with First Two Years,’ and shows baby's first ste; tooth, of oth served seats for you right down in the first row. a close-up of baby’s first playing soldier and loads adorable scenes. We've re- Don't forget—you've got a movie date next Friday’ night at eight!” —Anriwn 1. Lirestaxs JUDGE “Safe—HELL!” Euinon—Oh, Jasper, you 15 Preparedness “He ment, senor,” is your last will and testa- sid José, the most eli cient of secretaries, id his employer. sefor, are your life in “Gracia And he surance policies, deed to your ceme tery plot and a farewell message to your family.” “Si, What else?” ur obituary, prepared as you ted, has been supplied to the newsp: vers.” “And here is the first copy of your official autobiography.” “José, you are a jewel. Notify Zorro, the undertaker, to hold himself in readiness my bullet you may inform the Board of Elec tions that Tenter my name ays andi date for the Presidency of Mexico.” Next help me slip inte vof vest. Good. Now radio an ptible than We've been wondering nouneers aren't more su other peop je to psittacosis, One sure sign of Spring is when young men turn to preliminary foot- ball training for next season, It was not stated, on his recent fish- trip, whether President) Hoover had a fishing guide or a commission. , -onderful boy! You've come within seven seconds of the world’s record for the hundred! comicbooks.com