Judge — March 8, 1930 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Don’t it make you wish you were young again, Hosea?” “Gosh! SO YOURE THE LONG SMOOTH SWELL OF THE PACIFIC I?VE KEAD ABOUT SNEERED RICARDO “Are Here's a number with a snap brim which also growls and bites. my dimmers on, Officer?” gurgled the girl driver. “Oh, go on, I wasn't even looking!” blushed the bull boyishly. I tell you, Rosenthal, my propo- sition is to tear down Primo Carnera and put up an office building in his place. 22 An Entirely Different Matter Great was the rejoicing on the can- nibal island, for a typhoon had dashed a liner to bits upon the reef and some twoscore passengers had battled their way to shore. Now these hapless men were trussed securely to trees where they could watch great pots bubbling y while tom-toms summoned the villagers to the coming feast. “It'll be a fine soup,” the head of the royal kitchen reported to the king. e enough of them to allow three to each pot.” A lieutenant bustled up. “Say, king,” he chuckled, “here's the funniest thing that’s happ a long time. All those bozo P tying credentials that show they are us chefs on their way to an inter- nal convention in Paris: “Chefs?” ejaculated the king. it's a laugh, ain't it?” said the lieutenant. “Chef soup for din ner——" The king spoke peremptorily head of the royal kitchen: * one of those men to each pot!" The other stared. “But wl “Dolt!" said the king. “Haven't you heard that too many cooks spoil the broth?"—E. B. Crosswiure, to the se only Headlining the Hold-out Jan. Purple 15—Pitcher Bronson of the rts demands $100,000 a season; refuses to sign new contract unless price is met. Feb. 1—Manager of Purple spurns Bronson’s terms; offers 000 per season or nothing. Feb. 10—Bronson predicts ruin for Purple Shirts unless his contract is renewed. Cites his strikeout record of past season. Feb, 21—Purple Shirts don’t need Bronson to cop pennant, says man- ager. March 1—Bronson gives Purple Shirts last chance to meet $100,000 figure; will enter movies or vaudeville unless terms are met today March 2—Manager refuses to meet Bronson’s demands; intimates wouldn't hire Bronson at any price. March 3—"Tell the fans I won't play ball this season,” says Bronson as he ponders movie and vaudeville contracts, June 27—Purple Shirts, 5; Yellow Stockings, 0. Bronson pitches shut- out game for Purple Shirts; gives finest pitching performance of his career, —Artuur L. Lippmann comicbooks.com