Judge — March 1, 1930 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Annex!" But when a taxi company rang and said, “Checka-Cab—good aftahnoon—whercinhell do ya wancha cab brung!" I choked a little. Where is it all going to end? I can see the day not far off when I'll have to ask the taxi driver, “How did your Aunt Mamie Mandelbaum's operation come out?” before I can get him to take me fifteen blocks to go three. While for the big hotels and the Saks & Co.'s the ultimate fashion will a throwback to the oldtime country hotel and crossroads general store. They'll probably put big pot-belli stoves in the middle of their lobbies and stores, at which all salesfolk, drummers, customers and which-whats will congregate midst the cracker barrels, and swap the gossip of this town of ours. Hihattractions Kathryn Hereford, ie-of- the-week, in Fred Stone Rip- ples” . . . The Brunswick-Balke indoor automatic bowling alley, using regulation size duck-pins which are set up electrically. Cultivate your own German ac- cent and brew your own muscle developer. . .. The engraved cards sent by Tiffany's announc- ing that your watch has been re- paired and you be present at the ceremony of returning it. . - « Peter Arno’s caricature of Barney Gallant.... The De Zemler Tonsorial Parlors in the N. Y. Central Bldg. where a haircut doesn’t look as if a bowl had been put over your head and i NEM TELEPHQWE GAMBLING GAME cut around. Note the old-time bar- ber prints around the place. . . . Folks who haven't had a sandwich named after them. . . . Whalen’s still staggering traffic plans, including new Columbus Circle one-way lanes. . . . The salesgals at Macy's, who look as tho they luckily missed Vassar, being too pretty and human to b by the chilling hand of ed-u ... The Newsreel Theatre, on B good for a laugh a week, if not from the screen from the brighter cus- tomers... . “The Farmer's Letter to the President,” Bob Miller's Bruns- wick disk, which puts the goldanged relief problem square up to you, Mis- ter Hoover. . .. “Chorus of Canaries,” by Joe Belmont’s Group of Real Feathered Songsters, a Columbia disk: just the thing to listen to while ing from psi is... What Is a Typical Col- Contest, which closes March 15th. Hurry, hurry! Best Steppers “The Woman in the Shoe"—Jesse Sta fford—Brunswick, “The One Girl” and ‘West Wind” n Bernie—Brunswick. “She Chills Me"—Chie Scoggin— Brunswick. Blues” and — Brunswick. No Sin” and “Funny, Dear, What Love Can Do”—Selvin— Columbia. “Soon” and “Strike Up the Band” —Red Nichols—Brunswick. “What If I Do?” a Off’—Seven Gallon Jug Band—Co- lumbia. “Romance”— Wile SAK'S & @ BESME So GRPIAL CACTHE PHONE THAT THEY/L REVERT 16 “THE OL’ PST Bay STONE OF THE CROSSROADS: GENERAL STORE P~ 23 comicbooks.com