Judge — March 1, 1930 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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WAIGH “HOW ABOUT SOMETHING NICE IN A DESTROYER, SIR?” doa circular from the gue offering for sale, at tly reduced prices, a large assort- ment of slightly used submarines and destroyers. Here are a few choice bargains: U. Destroyer built 1921—1,051 Tonns 4 4-in. guns. v, Destroyer “*Flusser,” built 1920—1,051 Tonns knots speed, 4 4-in. guns. R-21, R- R-23, 1919—462 Tonnage, 1 3-in. gun. ete., built 14 knots, The average prices are about three cents a ton, I should say, but I'm not going to lose my head and dash into this thing and buy something I don’t want. I'm going to give the matter due thought. Of course there are a lot of things can be done with a sm F one’s own. IT might older boats and revive American War. In modern dress, WUNoR —* You SCRIP Your (Lu SCRAP Ming Ll naturally. one, corner Or I might pull a fast the market and sell Switzerland a navy. Come to think of it, that idea’s out. I heard only the other da itzerland was order- ing a bevy tleships from the Old Town Canoe Co. In any case I may buy myself one sub, an admiral’s uniform, an island in the Mediterranean and set myself up as a world power. Then I'll at- tend the nent Conference and in a dre moment stand up, snap my fingers and offer to scrap my navy or Carnera, i powers will do the s: . * Speaking of disarmament, here are some Hihat recommendations: To SIA T= get all Roxy ushers back into mufti. - To force y their lipsticks Grover W en’ rhe To valspar all the tches on “the ‘o put the word in the marri: cere- domost dev ing of the rank of Second mony .. all: eliminate Lieutenant. Phoney Game the are Of all hihatrocious — indoor sports they perpetrating round town when the hostess begins sucking her thumbs for something to do this would appear Ultima Foolish: A pot is made up, each one contributing so much. Then, working from left to right, the first person chooses a phone exchange,—Chelsea, Bogardus, Wick- e next in turn an- t, as do the following three until a full phone number has been formed, Wicker- sham 4150, Whereupon the next-in- line must go to the phone, call that number and engage him or herself in conversation with the party who an- swers. The conversation may he on any subject usually discussed - tlefolk in gentle society. won't be, of course. An such as, say, and hangs up. And so on, till eac! player has launched a convers At game's end the various times are compared and the best time takes the kitty. Wrong numbers and “No an- swers” count the unfortunate player out, Oh, well, it takes amuse the kiddies. that all the intellectual giants who play the game have to call Spring 3100. It’s Police Headquarters. Saks Appeal There's a new fashion in good-will sales appeal hereabouts that threatens to disrupt our whole social structure. First the department stores, then the hotels, and now even the cab com- panes ave instituted a Telephone I didn’t mind it at first when ‘Saks & Co. called me about my bill and started with a pleasant “Saks & Co. Gooood morning!” and not so long ago a hotel operator said, “Mer- ry Christmas! Hotel Ambassador little to only wish i very comicbooks.com