Judge — March 1, 1930 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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The Connoisseur Np when you speak of white wines,” continued the — eager young man to his enraptured listeners, “mention Chablis with baited breath. There, gentlemen, is a wine!" One elderly gentleman spoke up, “Don't you think, Sir, that Rhine wine too, has its merits?" listen,” replied the other, “there's only one Rhine wine worth its salt, and that's Liebfrauenmilch. But personally, I'd swop you all the Rhine wines Barsac, yes, ¢ all your Sauternes and all your Moselles. for one tiny glass of Chateau d@Yquem. Certain soidisant experts claim it's only a vin de liqueur, but to me it’s the nectar of the gods. And that reminds me, boys, I’m thirsty.” So saying, he went. ‘Education sure is a powerful thing,” remarked an old gray beard in the corner. “I've known that lad for twenty odd years or more and a simpler lad you couldn't have found. Then he runs away and joins th Coast Guards and “now, goldern it, there's no holdin’ him!” —R. Deane JUDGE Beastly Rimes The Bull The bull, poor thing, has always been a Matinée idol of the arena Who gets the everlasting stuffing Knocked out of him despite his bluffing. Human bulls are much like that, Mostly metallic under the hat Out in the world they love to roar— At home the wife is the matador. —Grorce Mirciein Rough Stuff Some of the roughest crossings aren't over the ocean. They're over the railroad tracks. Florida is fainous for two fountains: ‘The Fountain of Youth and the Grape- fruit. A Scotehman and a friend both ran igarettes. they decided to walk a mile for a pack of Camels. The Scotchman lost the race. For the fruit fly. Motorist—You won't find any in those bottles. All the Mexican has to do when he wants to die for his country is to elected President. “You say he has parrot fever, What should 1 do?” “Try to keep him quiet.” —R. C, O'Buies “Well, d'ya think they'd take me if I took off the mustache?” w comicbooks.com