Judge — February 22, 1930 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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“So he calls me ‘Dear Edward,’ does he? Th’ big pansy!” The Dangerous Red While loud he spouts His speech and shouts His chorus and cadenza, The rich get chins, The poor get twins, And the Red gets influenza. =A, Ls Ie Defeat “I'm afraid we'll never be able to raise it,” the woman sadly at her child. She ‘sighed. “But, Ali the man_ protested, “of course we'll raise it. I love that little chap. I tell you, we've got to strong and put up a courageous t. dear.” he shook her head despairingly. “I'm afraid there's no hope, George. I have a premonition that our efforts will prove futile.” Determination was stamped on his face. “You don't know what you'r: saying, Alice. Nothing is impossible We mustn't give up.” Ten minutes passed. ‘The man stood with head bent in defeat. “Alice,” he said, “I guess you were right. This Pullman car is stuffy as the devil, and little Oscar is far too hot, but that window simply can’t be raised.” —Onmonxv Rossins said, gazing “Poor little tot!” Ancient History Teacher—Johnny, what's the dif- re between a battle and a mas- Johnny—A battle is where a whole lot of whites kill a few Indians, and a massacre is where a whole lot of In- dians kill a few whites. Throw Out the Dragnet “Sergeant! A friend of mine... ! Missing two days and... “Don't get excited, mister. probably all right.” “But he just inherited two million dollars and I'm afraid he’s out to blow it all in on Broadway and we've got to find him and... “Now, now! Just be ¢; How tall is your friend? “About six feet. Reddish brown hair. Blue eyes. About forty years old.” “What's his name?” “Sandy MacDorald.” “A real Scotchman, is he? “Born in Se He's m, mister. and, sergeant, and he's only been over here a year or so.” “AIL right, sir, We'll find him. You say he’s got two million dollars? That's “a lot of money for a man to be running around with on Broadway. Dugan! Doing anything right now? You and Murphy take a run up to the Penny Arcade and see if you find a fellow answering this description. And if he ain't there maybe you'd better gallop over to Sixth Aven and keep an eye on the Sodam: —Cuer Jounson Objection Overruled If the landlord objects to children tell him you are going to raise them to be landlords, Some fellows still live in feudal times. As soon as you have any bad “Now, luck they rush up and. say: feudal listened to me...” ONE HUNDRED PER CENT SOUND “Junior, run out to the kitchen and turn on the faucet!” comicbooks.com