Judge — February 15, 1930 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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AIG HH: America’s Payground xcept for a lifted face or two, BE Palin Beach changes little go season come s Now and then a hurricane rumbles thru the town of a summer, bends the palms and wiggles the cardboard Poinci However, bys the palms the Poine na. son's start they get usled and combed and » somehow or other, is still the Then when things 3 nobody writes nything newsy about the place. Witness the New York glad rag —, EE Ca —— A SEAGULL SAW THiS, AN — WENT INTO A TAILSPIN AN WAS AENER Ai AGAIN. —~ ZG Ye re LB ee society columns. You will read that certain people are en- tertaining this season and others vou are married? re not. Is that news if You will read long lists of names of people who dined here or there and who was dumb enough to invite then ¥ the lists end to end and what would it matter, dearic? Now, little armchair travelers, the ents to the contrarynotwithstanding, the curtains will drawn and the real truth about hold-out-your-Palm will be written. middleclass Press First of all, the person who en- tertained me passed thru a corrid at fa, om, bucket of cracked — ic played the Siamese twin to me till I thought we'd have to get operated on) supported the wall with one hand and said: “Is that the pail of collar but- tons [ ordered sent up to my room?” The bellboy looked into the bucket and replied, “N m the wrong hoy. Them is cracked i c's news for you. Think of its a bellboy in Pahn Beach who can tell cracked ice from collar buttons! that? Ha! Anyway, here are further flashingly mani cured thumbnails on America’s: Doughville: The Colony Club: Ernie Holst's oakester; its comely customers; Ann Greenway into your hh Mac lookin the sky and plaining — there a star missing from last year... . The Patio la Mz its food and the hot plates which keep the food Fg while you eat; the cold night when the eaters wore topcoats and smothering furs; ond “The Rum ‘oundrel tion by ( Maze which three people of you. -+-The Wheel Chairs: their chauf- feurs who somehow find out your name and call you “Massa M Mac asking f he'd been running wheel saying, “Oh, b Hing » hotel carryin Would the society columns print who sings and gocs wading rt; the starry sky above the dancers; a up at com: was sizal aio, FEEDS SHER UL HANDS_WONT OLD CWE GALANT NINNT AT HE PATO LA MAY Gat Cody them how long air and the chauffeur (Continued on page 32) comicbooks.com