Judge — February 15, 1930 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“My fate is in your hands,” si the Irishman as he entered the chi- ropodist’s office. At Breen, Trinity 31 Then there's the deaf-and-dumb husband who wore boxing bed so he wouldn’t talk in his sleep. —P, J. Pexasone, Harvard ’31 Basu Pastt—Suicide or party? “Imagine my embezzlement,” chi the cashier as he absconded with $50,- 000. —Ditrman A. Rasy, Princeton 30 Dora wonders if the advocates of phonetic spelling know that the word phonctic is not spelled phonetically. —AL STAUDERMAN Wagner 31 My kid brother drank poison last night! —Frankuin N. Beaven, Wabash '29 Teacnen—Johnny, give me a word flip- | sentence using the pancy. Jounny—Let’s flippancy who'll pay for the drinks. —Rowaxo Lyox George Washington U. Campus Pests He wears loud suits and sweaters— His ties are all ablaze. Unchained by social fetters, He shricks through strident days. He drives a battered flivver, Sad victim of abuse, That sputters with each shiver, Complaining of ill use. He spouts a slangy argot, For “broads” are on his mind; Each passing girl's a target For sallies—unrefined. Collegiate, they brand him; He terrifies the No college Except on movie screens. —Trp Gotosmitit, Columbia °30 se the word kelvinator in a sen ve never seen a picture of Mrs. Coolidge without kelvinator side.” —Gronce Kitexpovan, Jr, Hamilton ’30 comicbooks.com