Judge — February 8, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE AIG Collegiate, Collegiate ! I= submit to dissection on an operating table. It took four da to cut through the coonskin alone, and then when I started I found nothing tangi ble. At first I thought, “This fellow is too old to be a college man.” But on closer inspection, T found it was just sock wrinkles. Since the whole thing has been keeping me awake at the office, I have 1, odds bodkins"? concluded the only way to get the silly thing forgotten Does he go to col- would be to arrange a contest, open to undergraduates lege to collect pennants, withered chrysanthemums, gar- exclusively. ‘The subject will be “What Constitutes ters, horseshoes or nudes from Dawn CL. 1930-Model College Man?” The judges will be plaster his walls with pictures of Greta ( ; nd myself. The prize will be a Dunhill think Smith, sar and sex unnecessary? Does he quote full-p: drawing by Mae, illustrating the Mencken or Winchell? Does he beli “amateurs are winning ide The drawing will be colored, lots of red athletes who want their checks certified’? When he looks — will be used, and Jeff will make particular effort to draw } ata girl what does he think about? Does he throw his | with both hands. ‘The contest closes March 15th. All sprees, freshmen dinners, a garterless life replies should be not more than 500 words and should be or dances in the Women's Gym? Does he take assistant mailed direct to Judge, Jr. No replies in girlish hand managerships seriously? Is his hero a bond salesman? — writing will be conside The funniest letter or the one Does he love his dean and president? Does he know most completel where the City of Dis is? When in New York does he lished here. In case of frequent speak W282 is a college man? Is he just something to hang a coonskin on? Something to hang around a giel’s neck? Ora gag writer on Fords?) Or 1 fellow who gives his father check- writers’ cramp? Does he burn or drink his midnight oil? Does he read College Humor? Does he read? Does he begin his conversation with Docs he believe in the honor systen sies? Does he Does he heart into ¢ he idea will win and be pub tie, we'll send you one. Away sies or thé dansants? Does he sit in the you got front row and moon at a third-row chorus What 7 . does he think of Rudy Vallee? And, after “ll, at the end Hihattractions of four years, docs he really know where to throw old The self-winding wrist watch: just the gift for a razor blade Shaker... Macy's: where they are selling all 15¢ I recently tracked down a college man and got him to (Continued on page 32) Does TUS \S HE A GAG MAG YOR OLD WORDS / “Se \S HE JUS’ SOMETHIN (J TR HANG (CONSKIN wn? | Yi comicbooks.com