Judge — February 8, 1930 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Otpest Crrizen—No, sir! fashioned winters we used to. We don’t have nuthin’ like the old- JUDGE Not Charming People A funny thing about all the snake charmers we've ever seen that snakes are all they'd ever be able to charm, Then there the broker who never quoted Shakespeare. In fact he'd never even heard of the stock. was The windjammers have been driven from the seas. Now 1} bout clean- ing them out of Congress? The plumber who wa Here’s Hoping When a bootlegger is sent to jail he should be taught a trade because maybe he won't be able to work at his own calling when he gets out. You headl they're full of vim, vi can say this for the recent New York newspaper or and Vitale. in Dog catchers are the latest addi- tions to those who whistle at their work. s really absent-minded. For God, For Country, and For Sale He stared ahead of him at the massed attack, and it didn’t seem as though he could possibly do it. He, rial hum brawn who was only at n, pitting nd such a himsel nst sue! f spirit. | ud received his instructions re | —his commands, He thought of Albie Booth, and shifted, side-stepped and twisted into the seething line. But he was stopped for ne He thought of Pop Heffelfinger and tried to erash through with sheer brute power, but it was as though he n atom charging full tilt against puntain, After all, he doubted, was it neces: | pthing actually would be lost | il things considered. Others had led, and their failures had been for gotten, cloaked under the clouds of years gone by... . were A railroad brakeman visits dentist. | But the ¢ n at home ntment it would nowledge de . That was different ...and gath cring all of his strength, like a pol | vaulter at the moment of taking off. | he literally catapulted himself into the / line of serimm: o- Charging! ... Then grappled! . . . Then shaking himself free... . Re- charging! ... It was as easy as that. He had won! There, in front of him. was the bargain counter.—D. S$. L. appoi Ty Coming Clean We called our landlady Lifebuoy— every body odor. What if the buyer is made as guilty as the seller? That wouldn't affect these coast guardsmen; they don’t buy it. comicbooks.com