Judge — January 18, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

High Hat (Continued from page 25) sit all day for fifty cents. Mae and Junior tried it for an hour but gave it The ship's prow point from the ocean, and Junior seasick. Riding backw | always makes him ill; that on he never made the crew was rds the at col- Just when they were sympathi most heartily with the low tide, \ and Junior ran into an old man with a white beard, dres: nan old robe and spotted silver c: ard crown, mumbling something about his being King Neptune or having been married to Venus de Milo, and did Mac | Junior want to get let in on legged bathing beauty pa being abolished? He | He didn’t scem to be scrious. } And later when they found out that | the old gent was right—no more bath- ing-beauty parades—Mac and Junior just gave up. They had intended ha ing around a few months for the time Miss Universe and her Chautauqua of boiling-hot babies made the circuit wheel and crocuses were blooming and there was a touch of spring in the air. Now it was no use. So they fled for New York and Jean’s, at last realizing why every hotel at the City of Con- ventions was full of people sitting at windows, their chins in their hands, looking . . . just looking. No more bathing beauties! Ah, Well, Life Was Like That! and 's matter—isn't he insured?” There is nothing new on unemploy- ment except that a Western school laid off twenty-two athletes after the Christmas inventory. —Detroit News A joyous event had taken place in the home of the film producer. “Here is the son and heir, sir, the nurse smiling coyly. ‘The producer gav glance. “Sorry,” “not quite the type!” * said a perfunctory e said absently, —Tatier It’s going to be hard on the kiddie-hour conductors with television, when they have to do some real entertaining for the kids. 32 “Father has bought a rowing-machine to improve his health.” How Love Came to Dudley Crud (Continued from page 10) around Crud's shoulder. “Just take care of your sponges, and your pa- tients can take care of themselves!” he said, humorously wagging his fore- finger at the joyful Dudley. As the discomfited Treadwell slunk off to commit suicide, Dudley announced his engagement to Beatrice to the cheering doctors. ‘Together the happy pair, their minds already busy with dreams of a gauze-covered cottage in the country, slowly walked out upon the solarium, where the setting sun bathed their heads in a misty glow. A last flicker, and the sun had gone under the ether. A new chapter in the Book of Life spread its uncut pages before Dr. and Mrs. Dudley Crud. Slow Train A farmer tells us that with a little patience horses can be trained to follow a leader just like sheep. That must be the way the ones we back are trained. —Passino Snow Young Stribling fouled Carnera in London and lost, and on their next appearance Carnera fouled Stribling. We never know which of those boys is pitching and which is catching. —Dertrorr News What we are trying to remember to tell the next person who urges us to “use a little horse sense” is that it doesn’t seem to have done very much for the horse. Y. Evenino Post EDWAKD LANGEE PRINTING CO., INC., JAMAICA, ¥. 1. comicbooks.com