Judge — January 18, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Such is Life Globular pollywog, Spermatozoon, Tell me, little woggle, Where you-all goin’? Little fellow wiggles, one more merrier, Jigwags slowly on his way: “I'm just the 1 rricr. —T. HH. Iveaues, Harvard Med. 33 Rank Joke T hear you were a surgeon during war. 0, I was just a corporal.” - son ALLEN, U. of Chattanooga ’31 Page Mr. Hoover 1 medicine-ball is U. of Chattanooga '31 Dentists don’t beat their wives; they just crown them. —J.W. Porprrewett, Boston U,’30 Then there was the coll leader who was taken to the hospital with hip-hip trouble. —AL Bren, Trinity "31 Organ. Recital—Two old maids on the sun-porch of a sanitarium. —Frank Braves, Wabash "29 o’ kiddin’, man! Yo" ain't never been in no wah! Nense—Shall [ list this case as appendicitis? Doc—No, no; just write “opened by mistake.” —Franx McFearters, Pittsburgh —J. W. Poprrewent, Boston U, "0 ree) comicbooks.com