Judge — December 28, 1929 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Atimony Victim—. .. and I owe it all to the little woman, —Tiomas M. Fotns, Yale °30 “We're Taking the Heir,” Warbled the Nurses Vociferously Zither the last time I'm going to re- this joke, friends, so lend a will- ing ear. “Hogarth, wilt thou mumble ‘oupce Song to ranted Rif- kowitz, a small stockholder with a large corporation. “Of a surety,” scorned his ng souse—pardon, please, spouse—“toupee in love is simply wonderful.” Remembah, suh, we Virginia Hamms never fohget an insult. —Eowin Maren, State College ’33 feels 1 see- He says—I guess Purdue pretty snobbish after being r. ond to Notre Dame in football. Says she—Yes, and Helen sings about them alla time, too! Then he says—Howzat? To which she replies—Poo-boo-Pur- due! Kane —Frankuin N. Beaven, Wabash ’29 We think some sort of prize ought to go to the boy who worked his way through college selling magazines and then returned to collect them in his last year of medical school. —S. J. Penamonr, Harvard ’31 JUDGE “No, Clarence, the Decline of the Roman Empire is not NO!" —At Breen, Trinity '31 “In spinach it’s grit, in a cigarctte it’s taste.” —Hvon McLean 30, U. of Buffalo ’33 Dora still thinks ban is a group of musicians, coronation is a flower, bat- tleships are scrap iron, gun is the past tense of go. —T'sox Auten, U. of Chattanooga ’31 Then there's the Christian Scientist who was such a fundamentalist that he wouldn’t play with a medicine ball. —S. J. Pexanmone, Harvard '31 “I’m nearly rushed to death,” moaned Moses. —Rowtann Ly George Washington Stretcurp Ovr—How long will it be after I take the anesthetic before I know something? Surcron—You mustn't expect too much of the anasthetic. 21 —Banver Linn, Wabash ’32