Judge — December 21, 1929 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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DGE Apparently All's fair in love and war and liter- ary burlesques. “Let's have this out right now!” cried the aggressive dentist to his ar- xumentative patient. ant to play poker but it’s a lot better Then there was the proud y Scotch papa, who hoped he had ‘a rat- tle in the chest so he could take it home to the baby, —Manian Dernier “It’s a gift!” [I Judge’s Neediest Cases 1—Miss X, show girl. the stock market crash, been forced to live in a little twelve-room apartment on Park Avenue. She has sold two of her cars and gets around town in a last year’s Hispano. Miss X needs a ¢ bracelet and a collar for her P. Case Ne couple in Northampton, setts, in need of pencils, pencil sharp- eners and writing tablets. Husband recently lost good paying position and since retirement both have been trying to cke out a living by writing for the tor and explorer at present freezin| Antarctic wastes badly in need of new poles to discover. Poles of all sizes will be gratefully received, including the Scandinavian. Case }—Particularly pathetic. A case reflecting the suffering caused by the talking movies. Mr. Z, emi- nent film actor, gagements unless Oxford E accent is supplied at once, Mail English accents to “Hollywood V tim,” c/o Junge. Case No. 5—Aged, public-spirited citizen, near end of lifetime of good deeds, has petitioned Juncr to aid him. Those desiring to assist a worthy old man are asked to send new, shiny dimes at once to J, D. R., ¢/o Junge. Case N pporting wife, five fi cighborhood A. & P. store and the Brooklyn Edison Company, asks for new ideas for next ma ; year’s Christmas number of Jupcr. “I suppose none of my listeners tonight has any idea of what it’s Address the undersigned, like to be in the Arctic!” —Artuvr L, Lippmann