Judge — December 14, 1929 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Entered Into Rest “Not—not dead?” she whispered. He nodded and turned his face + away. For a few moments she remained very quiet and then said in a calm “You mustn't j about such things. For a second you gave me a scare.” She laughed softly, as if to reassure herself. “But I'm not joking, dear; it's- it’s so.” There was another painful silence. Suddenly she clutched his sleeve and he could feel her trembling. “Why don’t you do somethi sobbed. ‘How can you sit there like that when this awful thing has hap- pened?” here’s nothing I can do, sweet- heart. It’s nearly one o'clock in the morning, we're ten miles out of town, and all we can do is wait for some- one to tow us till we can get this darn engine going agai —Frenmck Braviey “My boy, you have besmirched the name of Schmaltzenheimer.” To a Warm Friend Farewell, close friend of olden days, Your warm caress I'll not forg You comforted me in many ways But now, grown old, you seem all wet. ‘The hours you nursed me as I In illness on my bed of p: Serve not to make you less passé; Thus all that’s over was in vain. Too soon you aged, while I stayed young; And, though you gave your life fice must go unsung By this ingrate mortality. Your once firm body had to sag, Give way and leak. Alas, too bad. This is good-bye, hot water bag, I'm getting an electric pad. —Carnort Carron Wall Street Slogans What a whale of a difference just a few points can make. I'd walk a mile from a ticker. When your broker phones franti- cally for further margin, be non- chalant. A game for those who can afford it. Reach for a revolver instead of a rope. Ask Dad, he knows. —R. C. O. comicbooks.com