Judge — December 14, 1929 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE The Expert Skipper j : # He is aw His ca His business is rum running; They haven't caught him yet. ity skipper. ‘o's always wet: The revenuers sighted His boat once on a trip; Of course they didn’t nab him, ‘Cause he knew how to skip. —R,. C, O'Brien j Simile As alike as the handwriting of the winners of the Marlboro dist handwriting contest. utilizes the North Pole. ii Sooner or Later In this day of mergers it won't be long before a lot of advertisers com- bine and give us an ad like this: We will teach you to dance, cure you of baldness and banish the tobaceo \ bit for vou or we don’t want a | } nickel. When you are called upon to speak, do you blush and stammer ; feel like sinking through the floor? , Learn electricity or plumbing and you jy won't be called upon to make speeches. | | Double your income in six months. And Triple it. What do we care? i wy | wear one of our suits while doing it. | i] | Write the words to a song and send — | iL ed | them in to us, and we will show you akon 2 in make ten dollars an hour deen introducing our new patented can- | = opener. O. K. lost seventy pounds the i . | first week he took our treatment. And i) {~ | when he first sat down they laughed 3 at because they didn’t think he could y Lien p It's no joke to be deaf. 8% 33 Send us your name and address to- day. Maybe you will win the Buick. Amalgamated Advertisers Assn. —R. C. O'Brien how you The Trusting Wife “Yes, George, Iam going to be out | of town for a week visiting my mother, but I do not intend to instruct you how to behave during my absence. I feel certain that this time I can trust you, George. I know that you will be faithful and temperate while Iam gone, When I return, there will be no beer stains on the parlor ceiling, no He poker chips under the piano, no signs : y whatever that you have been enter- | > } { taining your friends in the house... . < ian and, d. gz, the tor says the in- ~ ef juries you got in that wreck are only external, so don’t worry and you'll : “Er—Mr. Brookly, accept my congratulations on becoming the father probably be out of the plaster casts of triplets. I have not only increased your salary, but have also pro- and ready to leave the hospital by the f moted you to Manager of our, er—Production Department. time I get back.” —O. R. 14 vn comicbooks.com