Judge — December 7, 1929 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Chinese Master-Mind Strikes Again! (Continued from page 9) which reads “Cloudy, possibly Oo- long” for January 16th, and for the 17th “Colder, diminishing northwest | winds, preserved ginger and lichee nuts before evening.” Dimly in our cars we can hear the clangor of the tocsin heralding yellow rule; and un- less some mug shows up with an anti- tocsin, you and I'll be pulling rick- ws and blowing mouthfuls of starch at an ironing-board, Even at that, it might be worth while to see some of you palookas in a breech- clout and parasol, High Hat (Continued from page green or a place to roll bi can always cut up. the make shamrocks for St. Pat \ box spring on the chassis will 1 1 good landing place for trampolin tists. The slate can be slice new shingles for the garage. the legs to do a Tiller Girl routine sell the pockets to the Pullman Com- pany for Singer Midget berths. Carry the cues in your golf bag for short putts or they can be used for removing obstructi the plumbing. The balls can sold to jugglers or | dropped from the terrace on. passer- hys’ heads when the party grows bor- ing. Nothing remains but the cue | chalk. If you know any dirty words, you can use that to write your opin- ions of the game. But you'll have to stay after school and dust the crasers if you do! in conclusion, it is only fair to add the High Hat team of Mac. and my- self went down to glorious, fighting | defeat before the others, or Muckers. | We can only say we acted like gentle- | men throughout. We jiggled our op- ponents’ cucs as they shot, tipped the table, rooted up the felt, clipped, swore somewhat and boasted of our feminine conquests, only to lose through believing in the principles of | clean living as set forth by Richard Halliburton, Naturally, we were not used to the stuffy quarters of the Bil liard Hell, needing an open stadium, large semi-circular track or thorough- bred to display our particular sort of pro’ The others, Muckers and | Sun Dodgers, won only because of the | sort of lives they have been leading: laseiviou incestuous, worthless in- door lives; the Board of Health ought to get after them. YD Waterman's won't do for Christmas candles — a Waterman’s on the Christmas tree will bring lasting happiness to some- body. Made in almost limitless variety —and obtainable in appropriate and tasteful containers—there are Water- man’s fountain pens, pencils and desk sets for every member of the family. With their many exclusive and out- standing features, Waterman’s foun- tain pens are a revelation in writing satisfaction. The holders are of stainless hard- rubber, are light, resilient, and per- fectly balanced. Waterman's No. 7 is the newest and most appealing idea in fountain pens. There are SEVEN different pen points to choose from—each identi- fied by its distinctive COLOR band. Waterman dealers are glad to replace any gift No. 7 for one that more ex- actly meets the handwriting require- ments of the recipient. There is no more attractive Christmas gift than a Waterman's No. 7. For those who desire a companion pencil also, there is Waterman’s new No. 0727 Propel-Repel— the pencil with many new features. Guaranteed forever against all defects Waterman’s THE THOUGHTFUL CHRISTMAS GIFT