Judge — November 30, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Similes of 1929 As blind as the front of a speakeasy. Cold as a Sunday night supper. As chaste as a hat on a windy day. Sunny as an Al Jolson movie. Wanted a Minister _ ) A man who goes into the heart of Japan, Converting the pagans and such, May die of the heat or be killed in the street, But the praise that he gets isn’t much, But the fellow who puts on a head- and pads Will live through the ages that roll, If by one of his tricks, with the score _ six to six, ~ He succeeds in converti —Thoas a goal, 2. Burke Mrs. Gonnien—Let us now give thanks. My Mail Chorus “We present new Autumn raiment.” “You will favor us with ps “If you knew what this display meant You would visit us today.” “Your assistance we : “Here's a roof defying “Take this course in. Public ment.” C king, Speak a lot on Baffin Bay.” 2xtra margin is requested,” “Beg to state your note’s protested,” “Mister Johnson has suggested You might like to see our boats.” “Your requests for payment bore us,” “We've your worthless check before us,” Sound the ditties in my chorus That is full of jarring notes! —A. L. Le People who live in glass houses shouldn't rock the baby to sleep. THE BAKER trembled a tot. “Coitinly, babe, where is ii Wasn't the paper-box factory good enough for you till n demanded Lady Bountiful. “I— think it's stuck in your cat!” ercates the laugh. Economics you're studying now? I KNOW WHICH SIDE MY BREAD IS BUTTONED ON, BOASTED The doctor said he had to take twelve stitches, and the incision was two feet long, but you should have seen the one that got away! “Can I have my arrox back, lady?” | schlemiehl? comicbooks.com