Judge — October 26, 1929 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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just one thing mor How to Cheer Up a Sick Friend “Hello, Bill! How's the cold? Thought I'd drop in and cheer you up. Y'know, Bill, the worst thing about be sick is that it’s so easy to sit around and worry about things. And usually a fella isn't one-tenth as bad off as he . Grin a little! stuff! Nothing ping the ol’ mc How's the thr at’s bad, Bill... . member Eddie MeFoozle? He had a little sore throat last week ... started just like yours... « two days, . . . Oh, don’t look , Bil! . .. Eddie had ugh, too... Huh Oh, that cough of yours isn’t thing, Bill. But I'd watch You never can tell about a cough. The wife had a cousin who developed a cough last July. He's out in’ Ariz now. . . . Guess he's just about I didn't sore? alarme quite a that one. But let’s not be telling jokes, Bill... Twas just wateh- how your hands shook when for that medicine. if I was you I'd go se you reac ‘Bill specialist right away.... You're all right, Bill, understand? But there's something funny about your eyes... Remember Tom O'Tittz who used to work with us? His eyes got a funny look like that and... . y. wasn't you surprised so ¥ people turned out at his funeral? . . . Well you know how double pneu- monia is, Bill. Sneaks right up behind you . Hey! ... Kight-thirty already! .. . Well, I'll be running along. - What? ... Oh, that’s all right, Bill. Glad I came around. Just wanted to cheer you up, see? And get mind off yourself for a few utes. Well, so long, Bill. Ts ev all right at the office, jus . well, you know, Bill, i ways well to be prepared. . —Curt Jounson 50-50 You wouldn't care to meet Mar- vin, but) then) maybe Marvin wouldn't care to meet you. —R. C. O. Dixen—George, I’ve got a pair of shoes that are too small for me. What size do you wear? Gronce—Boss, ah weahs f’m seven and a half on up! Ix THE eveLoNe countny—Madame, can I interest you in a vacuum cleaner? | comicbooks.com