Judge — October 26, 1929 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE See by the Papers lon't you look at the ding?” “It says F Thursday. Vy, so it must be When better automobiles are built, we'll still be able to buy ‘em on time payments. Doormayx's Wire — That's all for now—but just wait till I get you home! On Meeting a Beautiful Girl When we first met, as you know, dear, It was just by accident; My memento of that meeting Is a fender badly bent. —R. C. O'Bries Some people think it’s out west, but it’s our contention that Wall | je Street is debt valley. \y rf The Statistician’s Prayer Now I lay me end to end, I pray the Lord my soul defend; If I should die before I wake, I hope I reach the point I —Carnott Carrour “T've been on the eighteen- day diet, lady; and this is the enth day.” —And that’s why the ferryboat capsi "s today—Thursday or ane Moving day in the home of the slack-zwire artist. Our Janitor The gentleman corporeal, Of genus janitorial Our manager manorial, Of late is energetic. I'd swear it ‘fore a notary No service-seeking votary Who tends the shrine of Rotary Could be more sympathetic. You'll not find such civility, Agility, utility And all-around ability From Greenland to the mus. Isth- Could motives quite ulterior Have led him from inferior Performance to superior ?— It's sixty days to Christmas! —Antiver L. Lippmann Ccomicbooks.com