Judge — October 19, 1929 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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_ about the quarterback’ at home next year, JUDGE The old Grad visualizes it, Walter Winchell Broadcasts a Football Game A pass went phttt! went phttt! “An off. went phttt! And so they are go- ing to kick. The left guard is that way An end run kle sinash sister, . The time-keeper is being arboed by The referee's wife is anticipating an act of God... ... A half-back got away, and is now doing a Pyle cross- country... . Fred (The Little Show) Allen just wired in’ that he’s tuned me out... .. The half- back made a touchdown... . . They are serimmaging were bankers, it a co-ed... . T a would be merger, 2. Knute (Notre Dame) Rockne thinks that his Pullman Celts may play game eah, and Peg (middle names no end) Joyce may not flirt next year, either... Now I'll give you some other scores of other games in other cough in F ") University make out the rest of it... 6. A substitute is loping onto the field, but we can't make out his number—maybe he's the one that killed Rothstein. .... This is a great game, but it isn’t as danger- ous as crossing the Main Stem... Yell, I must Rolls over and see at's going on in a few pent- houses—sorry I can’t tell you the winner; but they play again next year, so what's the difference? — Davin S. Lenstan Then there’s the hunter who took his flask along and shot him- self because he didn't know he was loaded. an automo! Worst Thing Possible Nett—T'm discouraged. Im losing my sex-appeal. My hair is getting thin on top, 1 have to wear glasses and ['m losing the color in my cheeks. Witt—Why don't you smile; h off your troubles. can't. A couple of my front tecth are missing too.” Many a girl walks home from ride, and sometimes we wish some of those we see driving would, too, that is they bump into someth ve fore He risked his skin for dear old Colgate. Trosh—Our German prof. has heart trouble. Soph—Great! Let's buy him a motoreyele. al i Weslre he “Don't take it to heart, Bull, anybody's liable to fumble.” “Yeh—but think of my future axa bond salesman.”