Judge — October 5, 1929 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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I said, “About twelve-fift then realizing that I was trapped again, passed the cigarettes and nedly settled myself to listen. welve-fifteen!” snorted Doo- little, “no wonder you look run down! Now if you'll subscribe to ten or fifteen shares— P “Look here,” I said, “the diree- tors gag may be worn out, but the fact that I am ¢ to eat right shortly is not. Judkins is going to take me to lunch in just ten minutes. Talk fast.” “Fair enough,” said Doolittle, and produced a couple of little contraptions resembling invisible car-drums for deaf people. “Used these all summer, went to bed whenever [wanted to, slept as late as I pleased, autohorns, chickens, newsboys, milkmen be d d! Corn cellulose, absolute non-conductor of sound! Applied ! Have three neighbors idios, haven't heard them for six weeks, Doolittle’s Dis- turbance Destroyers, two dollars a pair, put them in your ears, read, write, study, sleep the sleep of the just!) Now made by hand, tedious and expensive, cost forty- seven cents, necd a factory to make them for fifteen, spend the difference in advertising, incorpo- rated, shares now nin dollars, one hundred next k, how many, fifteen or twent “Here's two dollars,” I said, “gimme that pair,” and. stuffing them into my cars with a sigh of relief I told Doolittle to go right ahead and finish his sales talk. —Lyxe Lovine The Scotch are su ad golf- ers because they realize the fewer times they hit the ball the longer it will last. JUDGE Taking Advantage of the Moonlight in Scotland In Scotland, in the moonlight, (It isn’t very dark) You see Scotch lads and lassies, A-sitting in the park. > not holding hands at re not cutting capers; tach lad is reading to his love The latest evening papers. —R. C. O'Brtex —— POLICE PATROL ERNIE Gusvas ER |